Dirty Braiden

Dirty Braiden spreading someone’s legs like Moses parted the red seas and doing a no looker 360 backflip perfectly into said ones body

It was crazy my guy I pulled a dirty Braiden last night

by Butt_cheeck_clapper April 3, 2020

brainlet

somebody who has a very small brain and can't make simple decisions

"Liam doesn't use his shield, what a brainlet

by PoobMeister August 16, 2019

Brandent

a man with a very deep deep deep voice, usually Canadian. doesn't necessarily mean they're a pedophile, but don't rule out the possibility.

Hey, there's a Brandent driving a truck labeled "Free Candy"! Oh no, don't let Chi get near it!

by jmwx August 21, 2009

Brandenburgism

the brandenburg way of taking over the world, there will be beer and everyone gets to have fun and play poker. As long as they aren't stupid.

A wonderful way to live.

In my house we rule with brandenburgism!

by mimi=] February 14, 2010

Branden

Anyone born with the name Branden is clearly considered the alpha male of all males. Women drool over the presence of a Branden, and will try desperately to get into a Branden's pants. They are shaped perfectly, tone, have beautiful hair, amazing eyes, perfect skin. A Branden is always pleasurable in bed and know's sex by perfection. Any Branden is instantly adapted to liquor and can handle mass amounts in a short amount of time without getting sick, they are an alcohol champ. A Branden is extremely experienced in the arts of combat and be very dangerous when irritated, keep caution when a Branden gets angry unless you're an attractive female... then be happy. Branden's are usually very romantic but balance it out with a very strong sexual side, the scent of a Branden will make a female love. Branden's always have very big urethra's, and are able to pleasure women with ease. Everyone will eventually have a love for a Branden. A Branden will eventually rule the planet Earth.

"Hey girls.."
"Yeah?"
"You see that man over there?"
"Mhmm.."
"He must be a Branden, sexy and hung like a horse."
"Lets get em' girls!"

by The Master Branden December 25, 2009

Bradentucky

Local reference to Bradenton because it is so ghetto and redneck. A combination of the two city names, Bradenton and Kentucky. See Bradenton.

Stoner1: We need to go to Bradentucky to pick up some drugs.

by Jmuabx August 24, 2009

Brandenburg pick-me-up

1. Sex act where one partner stands on his/her head whilst the other kneels in front supporting the legs and performing oral copulation.

2. A place where Obama goes to be politically refreshed.

Barry and Michelle's sex life was a little boring until Michelle asked for and received a Brandenburg pick-me-up.

by Scoo0oop June 20, 2013