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Braingasm

When you find out some unknown piece of information, and you feel a rush of Intellectual glee. Related to intellectual masturbation, and Brain Jizzing
When Brian read the theory on equilibrium, he had a Braingasm
by Seth-The-All-Powerfull June 1, 2010
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brainbuster

the opponent is set up for the suplex but is reversed and is slammed underneath the attacker's arm, crushing the head/upper back
brainbuster hit! ouch
by tony December 29, 2003
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Brainfade

when your mind just goes blank. or when you know the answer but just cant say it you would be sudfferin from brainfade
by Mrtt! June 26, 2008
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beta male brainwashing

n.

Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status.

α β Dogma

1. αbove, βelow
Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection

2. αhead, βehind
In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits

4. α stud, β dud
If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser

5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent
- α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination
- β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus

6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill
- α gives nothing & gets pleased
- β gives everything & gets teased

7. α sticks it, β licks it
- α goal to get his dick wet
- β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex

8. α breeds, β feeds
In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha.

9. α pokes, β strokes
Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate

10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked
- women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β
- α receives oral, β watches or gives

It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.
After years of watching, hearing, and reading beta male brainwashing, I'm only attracted to a woman if she's the type that will happily use me for my time and money but never have sex with me.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 19, 2021
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Brainosexual

Someone who enjoys Mind Fucks.
'That film fucked my mind. I really enjoyed it.' - A Brainosexual

'Woah dude, that was a bit of a mindfuck, lets do it again' - An open Brainosexual
by the_Jinxster February 28, 2013
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Brainwashed Youth

A phrase denoting counterpropeganda.
“Bro you hear about that new brand Brainwashed Youth? I see their stickers everywhere
“Yeah man, shit sucks ass. Such a rip off”
by Disgustingbaby420 May 14, 2021
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brainrape

To forcefully advise (against their will) a persons or persons. Information to which they would be unwilling to listen to under normal circumstances.
An alternative to Too Much Infomation:

Oh my god, brainrape.

Stop brainraping me dude.
by FuzzBOT September 12, 2005
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