Skip to main content

mall branded

when a person only wears clothes from the mall.
one who wears exclusively hollister, abercrombie & fitch, american eagle, and other mall brands clearly plastered across their clothes. a mall branded person usually has no sense of original style and wears what the manequinns are wearing which makes them look like every other mainstream teen.
"That girl is so mall branded, look at her abercrombie jeans and hollister hoodie and t-shirt. I see that every day and it is starting to get very boring."
by cocochanel756 September 29, 2006
mugGet the mall branded mug.

branded

being completely controlled by your girlfriend or boyfriend even more so than being whipped so that they leave their mark forever
Man i had to go candle shopping with my girlfriend in a pink polo because she thought i looked nice

Dude your so branded
by keecjl February 26, 2009
mugGet the branded mug.

Braided Dutch Assist

When two men lock their adjoining arms and harmoniously move up and down to perform the act of masturbation for the other. Their hands are on their own penis. A distant cousin to the dutch rudder.
Dick and Johan were bored in the office and decided to try the 'ol trusty Braided Dutch Assist, or BDA.
by CaptainJack19 September 29, 2011
mugGet the Braided Dutch Assist mug.

branded

When a girl gets a tattoo for a boyfriend and when they brake up she has a stamp or a brand to remind her of him.
"The bitch is branded by me"
by troublemaker 11 August 1, 2008
mugGet the branded mug.

Branded

1. When you have given someone anal sex.

2. Referenced to being screwed in the butt.
1. This girl was really hot and after a few drinks at the bar I branded her.

2. Ah man, that test was brutal, I just got branded.
by WIUR-bird August 30, 2010
mugGet the Branded mug.

braided leather belt

A belt that douchey frat boys wore in the 90s and early 2000s.

There may be another word to describe this material, but only douches would know it.
I wanna do a keg stand, bro. Hold me up by my braided leather belt.
by ahlei June 8, 2016
mugGet the braided leather belt mug.

kroger branded

When one settles for the generic instead of the genuine article. Used primarily when a guy goes for an easy girl.
i.e. " Matt totally Kroger branded that deal when he started dating her"

" Dude, don't kroger brand that, shes got bigger arms than you do!"
by Daniel Holbrook August 24, 2008
mugGet the kroger branded mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email