boxing

drinking out of a large box of wine in a hot tub

Person 1: Dude man, I got sooo wasted boxing last night.
Person 2: Yeah you were like a raisin, drunk and asking How Bruce was as a Daddy to his son !

by Dr. Lyon Weiners February 28, 2010

boxing

A recent phenomenon where teenage girls hide cellular phones in their panties to avoid them being confiscated in schools where the use of such devices has been banned. In a few extreme cases, the phones have actually been inserted into the vagina. Also known as "pinking", "clamming" or "cooching"

Steve: Fuck man, ever since the administration banned cells in school, Tiffany's been boxing my phone in every day...she's so fucking awesome...

Dave: Damn, I wish I had a chick who would be cool with pinking my PDA....

Larry: If her cooch was big enough to stuff your PDA in, with your tiny dick, fucking her would be like tossing a hot dog down a hallway.

Dave: Fuck you man, at least she wouldn't be cooching every other guy's "phones" like your bitch.

Steve: Uh, we're still talking about phones in pussies, right?

Dave/Larry: Shut the fuck up, dude.

by TheRob October 22, 2007

boxing

The art of one woman battering her box vagina against another womans box in a mohammnad ali style.

Boxing can also be done without gloves (ie no protection).

"...I walked into the room and two women were on the bed boxing with their gloves off."

by vernon190374 June 12, 2007

boxing

totally barbaric, sick, idiotic sport that has two half naked men try to punch the other one until he is uncounscious. some call it "discipline", and "honour". i call it "evolve"

mike tyson is a very good reason why women should be left with the option to terminate a pregnancy

by american in germany March 6, 2004

boxing

A sport that is stupid. It is stupid because it involves two barely dressed men trying to punch eachother, and then right in the middle of the "fight", they hug. All the two fighters can do is punch and dodge. No kicks, no grappling, only punching. So, it takes a really long time to knock someone out in boxing.

Boxing is... dumb.

by Satus April 30, 2004

boxing

A sport for people who are incapable of fighting while wearing skates (see hockey)

Any hockey player could kick that boxer's ass

by FatElvis May 17, 2004

boxing

boxing is dumb... whats so good about two guys trying to knock the other out?

Boxer 1: look a bear!
Boxer 2: where?
boxer 1: *whack*
Refferee: 1, 2, 3, we have a winner!!!
bell: ding ding

by jimmy smith April 3, 2005