boregasm

(bor- gasm) n. Similar to an orgasm but not quite as fun, a boregasm is a spasm of muscles in the body that occurs at a moment that is incredibly boring. --boregasmic or boregastic- adj.

"Wow dude, listening to your story gave me a huge boregasm."

"That tv show was totally boregasmic in every way."

"I had the most boregastic time at that party"

by Cailin and Chloe August 15, 2005

Boregasm

The act of faking an orgasm so you can get out of an unsatisfying intercourse session.

"The sex was so bad I literally had a boregasm. I just wanted to get out of that place."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 30, 2017

Boregasm

An orgasm induced while masurbating just to pass the time.

Joey: So what did you do last night?

Danny: Man, i was so bored. I stayed inside all day and had like 6 boregasms

by d-roc69 February 5, 2010

boregasm

noun: a very intense yawn of long duration that is induced by a prolonged state of boredom.

Examples:

1. Oh *yawns*, my god what a boregasm I just had! I am exhausted from it.

2. I had boregasm so hard, I even squirted...tears from my eyes.

by Ahksmar May 7, 2012

Boregasm

Faking an orgasm to end a lovemaking session when you are bored with it or would rather be doing something else.

My girlfriend was bugging my for sex so I has a boregasm to get it over with so I could go back to watching the game.

by I. B. Wordy March 5, 2013

bowieism

the unwavering, unbreakable worship of david bowie. he is our master and has really kool eyes. he will rise again at the end of time and bring good music back to the earth. he will obliderate: gays, french people, the country of france, 50 cent, people who write krappy books, child molesters, fat chicks, n' the french language. some branches are queenism n' nine-inch nailism n' pretty much anyone that david bowie made a song with... ism

non-bowieist: i wish i was a bowieist, cuz' i dont wanna die at the end of time
bowieist: *kicks non-bowieist in the sack n' laughs, saying...*"u suck, n u kant join bowieism cuz' you're .00000000000001% french"

by nik doyle February 15, 2006

bonegasm

The feeling of relaxation when laying down on a bed and you feel all your bones just absolutely melt, releasing all the tension in your body. Sometimes accompanied by moaning really loudly out of comfort

After coming back from work, I literally had the biggest bonegasm as soon as I got into bed

by StarlightEclipse December 27, 2021