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Bovarian Cream

The act of indirectly depositing your own semen into your roommate's mouth by having a third party, of whose mouth you have ejaculated in, make out with the unsuspecting roommate.
After. Depositing my load in Nezy's mouth I told her to go down stairs and give Brandon a bovarian cream.
by JonkersAK October 30, 2015
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A Queer Boast But Alas

An archaic form of Weird Flex but OK used by medieval crusaders and bishops up through the 14th century
Count Michael of Winsuxershire-Upon-Hill the 3rd: Ho! Behold all thoust who are present! I have baked AT LEAST 16 crows into my pie!
Cardinal Willy of Piedmont: *medieval chuckle* lol, you put birds in your desserts instead of goat urine? A queer boast but alas!
by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 2, 2018
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BOVS! boast Borås bozas bogasm Bova bovis boasted boastuous bovary

boastwriter

An agent hired to sing one's praises to potential clients or employers.
#1: "This woman describes herself as a brilliant, innovative photojournalist in her job application. Can you imagine anyone being that full of herself?"

#2: "Of course not, really foolish of her: She should have hired a boastwriter to sing her praises in the third person, like most well-known people do."
by mynah1 February 20, 2010
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Bova Joke

Knock knock
Who's there
The interupting cow
The interupt....
MOO!

Oh, that's such a Bova Joke
by Bova Jokes October 19, 2018
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Bovalixia

The urge or propensity to say MOO while passing a cow
Joe's getting electric shock treatment to cure his acute Bovalixia but maybe he should just move to the city
by Stupidpebble May 18, 2009
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bonasse

french word for 'fittie' or 'hottie'...someone damn fine.
"ou est cette bonasse?"
(where is that fittie?)
"oooofff, elle est une bonasse"
(cor, she's a hot one.)
by DA FRENCH BOMB November 8, 2010
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boast

To gloat or brag about something
He was boasting about his fly girlfriend.
by Orbital August 7, 2005
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