bottle

1. The act of muffeling a woman while she reaches orgasm for any reason, and trying not to get caught by her/your parents.

" I stuck my tongue down her throat to bottle that slut"

by Scherme June 3, 2003

bottle

The act of using the common household object best suited to insert into a female's vagina

We can do whatever we want if we win? Dude Mikey, we're totally gonna bottle Natalie on Friday.

by Jimmee Dean May 1, 2005

bottle

a poor substitute for a dildo or a horny boyfriend with a raging hard-on.

When they said "Have a Coke and a Smile", they didn't mean having your X-ray technician finding your empty bottle in a
unusual place and try very hard not to break out laughing.

by Ben Dover November 7, 2003

bottle

An abnormally large Penis. One that will satisfy and woman. Commenly used to confuse small children to make them think they are understanding

There is no way you dick is as large as my bottle.

by "E" to the "ric"/hollywood December 6, 2006

bottle

Someone who drinks a lot of alcohol is called "bottle"

"He's a bottle"

by Lauren July 24, 2003

bottle

some one who pwns the noobs

ex josh aka bottle rapes the faces

by CPL October 29, 2004

bottled it

When someone decides to opt out of a rather nerve racking task, instead of just growing some gonads and doing it.

Mike "yeah, Matt was gonna go on Oblivion at Alton Towers, but he totally bottled it."

Mark "yaaaaaaaay, jellies!"

or

after witnessing his love interest deciding to give the rollercoaster a miss, Matt then asked the attendant "can I bottle it aswell?"

by Mirrorrim January 2, 2009