monsieur béton

Someone with an enormous rock solid dick, that every woman dream about.

Look at Daniel over there with his huge weiner , what a monsieur béton !

by RobMichels December 7, 2018

cassidy boon

Cunt that looks like a fat beached whale and miss piggy. Comes up with the dumbest shit. Is racist. Needs to die and be buried in vegemite which she thinks aussie are racist cause we eat it cause it's black like the abos. A stuck up bitch that thinks she is prettier that the whole world. Cunt that needs to get a life. A liar. And don't forget a cunt.

"Don't be such a Cassidy boon"
"I did a Cassidy boon last night, I ate vegemite and I was muzzed"
"That cunt is such a Cassidy boon"

by Cunt baboon hater January 26, 2016

Stoney Boloney

🔥 A FAKER..Someone who is pretending to be higher than they appear to be.... They are a STONEY BOLONEY

🔥 LOOK..HE'S NOT EVEN INHALING THE JOINT.. HE'S A STONEY BOLONEY

by ClassicRonnie December 1, 2019

bontoneous

A term commonly used by an individual who may be recognized in passing as a handsome young man, especially by Great Aunts and Grandmothers on Facebook posts which include job interview headshots, photos with girlfriends from formals, and really any post where they're smiling. This subset is comprised, generally, of brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon (they coined the term circa 2012, although they do not have exclusive rights of use) to denote a wild and fun time--imagine debauchery with less intercourse, although this need not necessarily be the case, especially if there's a Bolbi on the loose.

It is believed to be derived from a chant attributed to the fraternity, in which a line recites:

"Rah rah, bon ton, Sigma Alpha Epsilon!"

The subphrase "bon ton" has been extrapolated into bontoneous (adjective) and, to a lesser extent, bontoneity (noun).

Jacob: "Alright bois, I just finished my thesis, and I'm far too sober."
Woody: "Don't you worry, we've got a bontoneous time for you lined up back at the haus."

by the thorax August 4, 2019

Ugandan Baton Drop

The act of taking a fresh poop log, preferably firm, and carefully dropping it in your partner's underwear while they sleep. You then have the option of staying the night to experience the confusion/embarrassment the following morning.

Dude, you know how my girl keeps bitching about me peeing the bed last week? Well I put an end to that last night with a perfectly executed Ugandan Baton Drop! She woke up, ran right to the bathroom and started crying! She wouldn't come out till I left the house.

by IL GRIGIO July 18, 2011

Baton Rouge Blockade

Sticking a bar of soap up your anus in the shower to prevent leakage.

My ass was leaking so I used the Baton Rouge Blockade to seal off my ass.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Mr Boon

Mr Boons are dramatic geniuses that are funny and kind. They get along with everyone and their patience is unbeatable. He gets along with his class well and inspires many.
He is tall, skinnny, wears glasses and always wears jeans and a button up shirts with dark blonde hair.
Mr Boons are secretly gods that roam the earth looking to spread happiness and Boons ‘things that are helpful or beneficial’. Originating on the planet poopstick they travelled to earth to complete their mission but du to their cravings for sausages they mostly inhabit Australia.

Mr Boon: *Walks in*
Class: MR BOON! MR BOON! MR BOON!
Mr Boon: Why?
Callum: MIsTer BooOoOoN
Steph: What are we doing today Mr Boon?
Mr Boon: Theory, yay!!!
Class: We hate theory but we will do it because we love you Boon!

by SenseiWill March 19, 2019