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brostitute

A freind who says "I'll be your best freind if..." alot. He is bassically selling his freindship for money.
Garrett: I'll be your best freind if you buy me lunch today.
Brandon: You sir, are a brostitute.
by TTT of Your Face February 9, 2010
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bustitution

Any replacement or substitution of rail service with bus transit, whether permanent or temporary. Often used to reflect an inferior quality of service.
Due to track construction on the Red Line at the Charles/MGH stop, there will be bustitution this weekend between Kendall and Park Street,
by Andrew Schwartz November 1, 2006
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postitute

One that posts useless drivel in a forum for the sole purpose of raising his post count.

Synonym: postwhore
I wish Luke would post something useful some time. He's such a postitute.
by birq September 18, 2006
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Brostitute

When a bro is easily taken control of by a simple wad of cash, usually for a sexual thing but there are exceptions...
Tim: Bro help me out I didn't study for the biology midterm and you already took it!

Bob: I dont know.....

Tim: waves a wad of 1's

Bob: 1) a, 2) d, 3) c, etc..

Joe: What a Brostitute.
by SexyDescriber October 13, 2011
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Brostitute

A person, who engages with sexual activity with plenty ladies
Bro you must be a brostitute
by Macasmart June 14, 2018
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Bustitute

A bustitute generally refers to either:

1)A Substitute Bus Driver.

The "bus" stands for the vehicle & the "titute" is short for Substitute which is a replacement for your original Bus Driver.

2)A Prostitute who frequents a city bus, school bus, or any type of elongated vehicle used to transport people from one distance to a designated area. The Bustitute, in this case, is often seen on the same bus once or several times a day on the same bus at the same time.
1) "Our bustitute sucks ass. I'm gonna squirt her with moldy ketchup."

2) "That Bustitute is pissing me off with that awful smell of hers and the way she smokes. I might just kill her."
by K9S25AA12 May 25, 2010
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boobstitute

a person who lets others squeeze his/her boobs for money
Marley is a real cheap boobstitute!
by ikzio May 20, 2009
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