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Bottlenecking

when you stick your flaccid penis in a bottle then make it go erect inside the bottle
911 whats your emergency
I was bottlenecking and now my dick fell off
by Jpl Gaymes March 23, 2017
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Bottlenose Dolphin

A sexual act in which a couple wearing life vests preforms a standing 69 while diving into a swimming pool. Once submerged, the life jackets will cause the couple to shoot up towards the surface and jump out of the water similar to the animal of the same name.
(On phone) Fred: "Hey, Daphne, I'm sorry, but I'm going to be a little late coming home tonight as the circle jerk is lasting longer than we expected. Hows about I make it up to you by taking you down to the water park tomorrow? We can try the Bottlenose Dolphin!"

Daphne: Oh gee, that sounds swell, Fred. Don't worry about me. Velma and I have been wanting to try scissoring again, but we just couldn't find the time! This will work out quite well for both of us. I'll call her up now!"
by Velocidad Maximus October 5, 2011
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gorlen borlen

socialiseren
wij zijn aan het gorlen borlen
by leipeliv February 28, 2021
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Bottleneck

When something or someone in your life just does not allow you to succeed.
Vasyl's life is permanently bottlenecked by his clingy girlfriend.
by Exodus 4:10 September 14, 2014
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Bortles

The sound chunky vomit makes as it hits the toilet
Blake must have been sick; I heard bortles coming from the bathroom.
by OGPCPA September 17, 2017
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Bottlenecking

Removing the cap of a beer bottle in one's anus while using said beer bottle for anal stimulation.
I was bottlenecking the shit out of her, but afterwards the beer tasted terrible.
by The Real Big Cheif June 13, 2011
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A bottlenecker

While smoking Marijuana communally among a group, a bottlenecker is an individual, when passed, keeps smoking the joint/spliff much longer than they should resulting in others frequently reminding them to pass the joint/spliff to the next recipient.

The individual effectively creates a bottle neck in the flow of weed being consumed within the group.
Dude you've become a bottlenecker these days - you never pass the spliff!
by howiquitweed November 2, 2011
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