borris yeltzien

when one goes to the toilet to do a number 2, this is referred to as 'taking a borris'. although in methven, new zealand, a common saying is that you are going to visit borris yelzien.

eg. "Yo, im going to give old mate borris yeltzien a call, be back in 10 minutes"

this can also be complemented with a place of interest but is best when used with the local methven lake. Lake Tekapo. AKA Lake take-a-poo.

such as: "Im just going down to Lake Take-a-poo to have a bath with borris yeltzien, because he is a dirty dirty boy!"

by WALTER B August 14, 2009

borris the nipple

Something that boys will name their nipple

BOY: YO I NAMED MY NIPPLE BORRIS,

BOY 2: BORRIS THE NIPPLE?

by SillyWillyNirvana July 23, 2017

Borris Vishnunathan Balaji

Borris Vishnunathan Balaji will help you with all your tech support needs, he placed top 10 in babagee mobiel indian championship last year. truly a force to be reckoned with

guy 1: "hey my babagee mobiel not working"
Borris Vishnunathan Balaji: "hello i am here to fix your mobiel fone ples provid credit card information and me and my team will get back to you shortly

by Ikea_hq April 7, 2022

Dicks out for Borris

Pulling your cock out in sign of respect to our good whale Borris

oi boys 'Dicks out for Borris'

by datcok September 14, 2016

Dirty Borris

A Dirty Borris is when you pull back your foreskin as far as it will go, rub dog shit under and around your helmet and offer it to your partner for oral pleasurings.

"Dave, your wife has brown teeth"

"Yes Frank, that's because I Dirty Borris'd fuck out of her this morning".

by Randolph Vinegar December 21, 2020

The Borris

When you masturbate and then stick your penis between your legs and get on the floor like a dog.

Last night I was bored, so i did "The Borris"

by Stephen Whacking December 21, 2009

Boring Borris brooky morris

More life in a postage stamp
Like pulling teeth having conversations

Your turning into a boring borris brooky morris person

It would be better a night with a Boring borris brooky morris than you

Please liven up and don’t continue to be a boring borris brooky morris

by Jamie Freer December 23, 2025