Boris
A person who is prone to making ridiculously stupid mistakes that is laughable to an ordinary human.
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I was busting for a shiit so i thought for the first time ever id use the public toilets. i walk in there and there was only 2 toilets in there, both taken. so i stood by the sink holding in this mega boris. all i could think about was how good this will feel after i unleash the demon within, and while standing i could slowly feel the head leave its mark on my undies. 5 minutes pass and im still waiting in the quiet, listening to grunting and the 'plop' sound of the boris hitting the water. i couldnt hold this in any further, so i had to sya something. "how long will you guys be?". no answer. "i need to **** real bad i can feel it coming". "shutup and wait your turn" he says. another minute passses and usually i can hold this in but today was real bad. i couldnt do it any longer, so was time for plan b, **** in the sink. pulled down my pants and started grunting loudly and you could hear the boris slide down the sink. one of the guys then yelled "what the fuk r u doing" and opened his door, so i flashed my penis at him. he qikly closed the door and then i heard the toilet paper begin to roll. i only got one **** out but it was enuf, i used the paper towels to wipe my ass, and turned on the hand dryer so the hot air would make the **** smell even more. i heard his belt buckle and as i ran out i yelled "dont forget to wash your hands" and threw one of my paper towels with **** on it over in his cubicle.
boris by mega boris July 22, 2010
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Boris
A verb, noun and adjective usable in past, current and future tense. Usually used to express anger, frustration, hilarity or violence. Also occasionally a persons name. Not so different to the word "fuck" in it's many uses. The term is commonly used numerous times in the one phrase, where it may represent many different things or actions
Boris
An insult used in Western New York to refer to someone fat, a liar, someone ugly, or a general unlikeable or unintelligent person. Can also be used to discribe a person pretending to be a character from any piece of media
Person A: Wow man, look it's Boris.
Person B: Yeah, he sure does like to make things up.
Person C: And why is he dressed like John Bender from the Breakfast Club?
Person B: Yeah, he sure does like to make things up.
Person C: And why is he dressed like John Bender from the Breakfast Club?
Boris by McShrekNuggets March 31, 2021
Boris
A bumbling but cunning and deceitful baffoon who pushes himself forward to be a key leader and who will do anything to convince enough people to give him that power and influence - especially lying, repeating meaningless catchphrases over and over, twisting and changing the rules and adopting a belief that is contrary to what he previously believed if it gives him a cause that will help him to gain power and influence. He will promise you the world with no real intention of achieving it or will promnise very little but will make it sound really amazing.
Verb tense: To act like the person described above
Verb tense: To act like the person described above
He acted like a complete Boris in order to get the job.
He borissed the job OR he borised them to get the job.
He borissed the job OR he borised them to get the job.
Boris by JackoJumble December 20, 2019