Blanket boxing

When someone is jacking it so hard that it looks like they are boxing the blanket

"I wanna be a blanket boxer when I grow up", said Johnny.

"I really need to stop leaving you home when daddy and his friends are drinking" sighed his mother

"You would never guess what Matt was doin when I walked into the room." "Lemme guess, he was blanket boxing." "How did you know?" "Cuz he loves men"

by Badbrehm May 26, 2013

Boeing 757

A airliner Boeing made from the early 80s to the early 2000s. Arguably one of the most awesome airliners out there. Its engines are way overpowered for a plane its size and will give you one of the steepest and most exciting takeoffs ever even with a full load. It has unmatched capabilities for a plane its size - it's the smallest airliner that can do regular transatlantic flights (though you probably don't want to end up on a plane that small for transatlantic) thanks to an insane 3900nm range, and thanks to its powerful engines it'll get you out of the highest altitude airport on the hottest day without weight restrictions. An Airbus A321 or a Boeing 737 doesn't even compare.

Sweet, our flight got switched from a Boeing 737 to a Boeing 757. The takeoff's going to be awesome.

by SD60MAC August 23, 2011

Boxing Day

Thanks to Alexander V. Boxing, for holding the first “Boxing Day” Sale in his Montreal haberdashery December 26, 1818, the day after Christmas, thus creating a new Canadian Holiday Tradition.

I’m going out for some great Boxing Day sales!

by HereBeDefinitions December 26, 2018

fuck boying

When a chick knows a dude is a fuck boy but plays his game because the sex is fun.

He thinks she's clueless, but she's fuck boying him hard.

by sllamallama July 7, 2016

Boring Couple Syndrome

Boring Couple Syndrome (BCS), also know as Isolationship Syndrome is a terrible condition that can affect couples of of all kinds, with prevalence and severity increasing proportional to the longevity of their relationship.

The condition is caused by the members of the couple no longer feeling the need to go out and socialise or do anything fun, as they are content to just spend time with each other. In time this can manifest itself as BCS. Common symptons include neglecting friends, social activities and anything remotely fun or exciting, coupled with increasingly reclusive behaviour which in turn can lead to a gradual loss of personality and glazed over eyes as they die slowly inside

Single Person: Hey you guys coming to the karaoke night tonight?

Couple: Well hmmm we totally would but, we're just like so tired n stuff and urm it's probably best if we like save our money and stuff as we have soooo many things to do tomorrow, maybe some other time though (or any other generic BS excuse)

Single Person: Man your Boring Couple Syndrome is getting worse guys! :(

by MinesweeperBoozeswiper December 29, 2012

Boeing 747-400

A large 4-engined widebody jetliner, with an autopilot that actually ends up in conversations with BOTH pilots.

As Jim and Andrew continued their conversation, the Boeing 747-400 autopilot chimed in, "Well, I can actually land myself at Detroit Metro Airport, if you don't mind." Jim anwered, "Go Ahead"

by Trell Brown May 21, 2006

Boingloings

A pseudonym for testicles, as first coined by Adventure Time character Ice King.

"Look fellas, over there! Someone got hit in the boingloings. The boingloings. Hit in the boingloings."

by UberNinjaNerd October 28, 2013