coot boot

See cunt punt

Just slightly less profane.

Mike- Hey Jim, this girl was being a total bitch. I was this close to cunt punting her!
Jim- Yo man, you can't say that, my kid sister is right here!
Mike- Oh, sorry. I mean I was about to coot boot the slut.

by Andrew + Kevin March 4, 2009

hoot your boot

hurry up

Someone: We're two hours late for the party... hoot your boot!

by HawkieHawk December 27, 2011

bootbeer

Having a beer, or alcohol beverage, out of an esky, from the boot, or trunk of a car.

Let's all have a bootbeer after our basketball game tonight. I've got a slab on ice.

by Hewy from Oz February 9, 2018

Boot Pirate

A butt pirate, i.e., a homosexual, in the United Kingdom.

That fruiter over there is a Boot Pirate, he is. He sucks boot hole and pretends it's fish 'n' chips.

by HoaglandTony August 27, 2010

Horse Jockey's Boot

1)Dilapidated, engorged membranous tissue forming the external covering or integument of a vagina.

2)Reflects a pliable pelt-like substance adhering to a womans loins.

1)Rumor had spread that Maria's horse jockey's boot was the largest external appendage in the Benton County Area on a female whore.

2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the horse jockey's boot sleeps tonight...

by Toosh March 21, 2008

Boot Chaser

The girls who are attracted to members of the armed forces. Usually seen outside of the barracks, bars in proximity to base, and usually find a way into the e-club. Known to be only interested in using the soldier, airmen, marine or sailor for their pay, housing, and guaranteed approval for loans. Good for little more than sex.

Sgt Thomas: Isn't that Cpl. Frank's girlfriend outside the barracks?
Sgt Miller: EX girlfriend, looks like she's looking for fresh meat...There she goes with Pvt. Dong!
Sgt Thomas: Fuckin boot chasers!

by TexF4i August 15, 2009

boot mill

A delicious sandwhich comprised of grease and breakfast goodies smooshed together that can be found at Arthur's Diner in Lowell, Massachusetts.

Yo,lemme get some of the boot mill.

No, go buy your own, douchebag.

by WhateverDink August 25, 2007