Boonie Cruise

Boonie Cruise: - most often spur-of-the-moment, improviso, unpremeditated.
- going for a drive away from civilization with Family, good friend(s) & Kindred Spirit(s) ;

listening to awesome Tunes having no specific Itinerary, Destination, Time Frame or Game Plan on a lazy day where one has no responsibilities: “no deeds to do, no promises to keep”.

⁃ on the backroads and prairie trails leading to nowhere or to creeks, rivers, lakes,deep lush valleys, high hill tops, ghost towns.

- Down paths taking you to abandoned buildings, haunted houses, old schools, cemeteries, rock formations.

⁃ Exploring geographic and other Anomalies.

- breaking of rules and laws are sometimes involved
⁃ usually no cell service 1/2 the time so if you dont have a good play list downloaded you’re hooped ; or in our younger days some good 8 track tapes, cassettes, CD’s or a decent radio statition to listen to.

Its a beautiful day to ecape and get lost on a Boonie Cruise.

by Hientzie July 27, 2023

Boonies

A physical place that is isolated from the rest of civilization, including but not limited to bars, restaurants, grocery stores, and gas stations. A good rule of thumb is a 30 minute trip by foot.

Jeez, Ami! My feet are killing me from this walk back from the bar. Move out of the boonies.

by runlikeamoose May 7, 2015

boonies

A location so far outside the city limits, that even animals question your presence.

it takes me 2 and a half hours to get to school, cause i live out in the 'boonies'

by SmokedToast August 28, 2016

Boonie Dog

A stray dog, found on the Pacific Island of Guam

Did you hear all the boonie dogs barking at the boonie chickens this morning?

by reachian April 5, 2011

boonie bashing

boonie bashing: driving on dirt roads in forested areas or
driving on non-roads with a four wheel drive

"Let's go boonie bashing!" often said while camping..
"I was out boonie bashing !" often said when returning late
due to a broken truck..

by 98xj August 4, 2007

boonieburbs

Suburb of the Boonies. Not exactly out in the middle of nowhere... but pretty darn close. People aren't completely hill jacks... but pretty darn close. Still a DQ within reasonable distance.

I was driving to my house this weekend, and a teenager was popping wheelies on his ATV in the middle of the street with oncoming traffic. My wife said: "Well..at least he has a helmet and shirt on."
I responded: "Yeah, we live in the boonieburbs, not the boonies. Oh hey, there is the entrance to the DQ! Woo-hoo, dilly bar time!"

by BenjiD February 5, 2008

Boniter

A boniter is a 1090 fps moniter that is a bitch

That is a boniter if I've ever seen them

by BirdNec July 6, 2019