A shop in The University of Aberdeen which sells second-hand books. Inhabited by a range of utterly insane students who have nothing else to do with their time and make too many awkward and random jokes.
Volunteer A: Yo, you going to Bookends?
Volunteer B: Duh, what else have I got to do with my life.
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Volunteer C: When do we get the new computer system?
Volunteer D: Dude, we work at BOOKENDS; so, I'm guessing 22nd century (TBD).
Volunteer B: Duh, what else have I got to do with my life.
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Volunteer C: When do we get the new computer system?
Volunteer D: Dude, we work at BOOKENDS; so, I'm guessing 22nd century (TBD).
by BOOKENDS!!! March 23, 2010
A form of homosexual foreplay where two men situate themselves naked on the floor in the shape of two 'L's with the backs of their legs together - representing two bookends from a birdseye view.
The touch of ball sacks is enough to drive those gays crazy and they are well on the road to brown loving.
The touch of ball sacks is enough to drive those gays crazy and they are well on the road to brown loving.
"I saw this DVD called 'BookEnders'. They were bookending in it!"
"We bookended till the veins popped up"
"We bookended till the veins popped up"
by Thomas Predicodd October 3, 2006
A vapish dolt. An unruly sort whose behavior is often associated with staring off into space for no apparent reason, comfortable watching the grass grow, spending all day in bed looking at the ceiling.
man 1: Look at that dude over there, eatin' his fingernails and starin' at the floor.
man 2: Yea man, that dude is a bookend, ain't nothin' goin' on in his life.
man 2: Yea man, that dude is a bookend, ain't nothin' goin' on in his life.
by t-bow wow June 23, 2006
by ishmael93 September 6, 2011
by Jeff Hizzle January 7, 2008
by Golden Arms June 19, 2008
When you're texting your friend replying with a lol, and then continue on with your own comment and/or joke, and add another lol at the end for emphasis.
Bobby: Yo did you watch last night's episode of American Crime Story? Shit was bananas.
Suraya: Lol yeah it was good, but I still hate David Schwimmer lol.
Bobby: Them bookend lols can't stop won't stop.
Suraya: Lol yeah it was good, but I still hate David Schwimmer lol.
Bobby: Them bookend lols can't stop won't stop.
by ColonelMustard24 March 10, 2016