Bonobo Warfare

Idea that conflicts should be resolved in the way that they are solved in bonobo society, which is entirely through sexual contact.

Bonobos screw gratuitously; males and males, females and females, adults and children. It replaces violence with sex, as opposed to normal Chimpanzees, which fight much in the way humans do.

According to the Bonobo Warfare theory, missiles would essentially be the same shape, but their function would be somewhat different.

by Harry S. Truman September 21, 2004

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bonocoly

when they won’t let rudolph join in any reindeer games

they never let poor rudolph join in any reindeer games (like bonocoly)

by rliz December 21, 2019

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bonoko • bonobo • bookoo • Bonko • bonkon • bonolo • bonono • Bonobo Handshake • Bonotonous • bonkoto

bonko

(1)Used when showing an extreme amount of disgust; or disliking about something.
(2)Used when showing a large amount of pleasure or happiness in a certain instance. Also, can be used as a variant to the word "hype".
This word is meant to be reserved for only the situations that involve your highest levels of emotion.

1.(You just found out that your girlfriend slept with your best friend)"That shit is bonko!"

2.(Your friend asks you how having sex with the hot girl you met at the bar the night before was)"That shit was bonko!"

by in4parbrad January 11, 2009

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bookoo

an abundance, phonetic spelling of the french 'beaucoup'

usu. used in the southern US

Also spelled buku

I make bookoo bucks.

by Kevin December 1, 2003

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bonok

Bonok, originating from a poorly coordinated letter reactions on a discord message, was supposed to be bonk. Bonok however, is the entity of horny protection. We all know “bonk, go to horny jail” but Bonok is he which watches over the hornies, he protects from the horny, and he bonks those which are horny. He is a protector, a spirit of purity and protection. He often manifests in the form of a hammer, similar to the IOS hammer emoji. His other forms are various blunt weaponry. Other forms are unknown.

The founder and creator of Bonok is Lucius xxxxxx though the others on the server choose to believe he belongs to all. Credit Lucius.

Guy 1: haha secks

Guy 2: Bonk, go to horny jail
Guy 1: what
Guy 2: it’s time for you to go
Guy 1: ??? Huh
Guy 2: I’m sorry, you must be bonked.. Bonok is coming for you

Guy 1: what the fuck

by Lucky little Lucius April 15, 2021

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