Bonejury

When you have sex 12-15 times (minimum) per day and your boner specifically is injured. This is not to be confused with a broken boner as this is the result of successful sex.

"Sorry babe I can't do it in the shower. I have a bonejury from last night."

by Mister Falcon January 19, 2009

Napoleon Boneapart

When you bone a girl/guy so hard anally, the anal cavity is streched so far they have anal leakage. Their hole is so wide they can't control farts or shits.

Ryan: Did you hit that last night?
Kendal: I Napoleon Boneaparted dem cheeks!

by The Ripper 69 June 10, 2016

boneable

a girl that is sexy enough for you to bone

#1 wow bro i jus saw this girl she is sexy.
#2 well is she boneable?
#1 yup yup

by wordupguru December 26, 2009

Bonehurtitus

A very real excuse to get out of something with people you don’t want to be around

“Want to go out later?” “Sorry I currently have bonehurtitus.”

by 14sanic November 15, 2022

boxeau

another way of spelling bozo, used to piss people off when they don't get how it's pronounced.

you ass. it's pronounced bozo, not box-eru.

by waffle-man May 18, 2005

Stéphane Bonnaud

French slang for a quirky programming teacher .

"Oh man, that Stéphane Bonnaud told me rename all my variables with french names..."

by frenchmaster January 27, 2023

Boneage

a way to desribe that you defeated oppenent in a sport or a videogame

man1: dude we won!

man2: ya that was total boneage

by monte08 September 19, 2005