Bacon bonce

Nonce chomo pedo

Your a bacon mate, "what" bacon bonce nonce

by Dicky Hicky September 23, 2022

bonce balancing

the art of balancing random objects on your head

my friend fell asleep at a party so we got some random household objects and started bonce balancing

by sangus June 6, 2018

bonce rot

bonce rot - where bonce refers to head and rot refers to a less than optimal feeling. i.e. My bonce is rotting (due to the pain I am in)

"I'm experiencing a severe case of bonce rot - my head feels like it's going to explode!"

by maria u December 27, 2007

Pootle Bonce

Pootle Bonce is the name of greatest cat in the world. In her time she was singly the most dominate cat in her neighbourhood of Crowborough in East Sussex in the UK - regularly taunting the local dog and chicken population.

Hello Pootle Bonce, do you want some foodies?

by grbrown October 30, 2008

bacon bonce

bacon bonce means you fat noce

oi u bacon bonce sym

by chelceemayx January 17, 2021

Bonce

a cross between bunsen burner and nonce

-usually referring to a science teacher

-‘Mr Smith was really creepy during science’
-‘yeah he’s such a bonce’

by Candice42069000 July 23, 2021

Bonced

When someone hits you on your bonce

Oi mate, be a cheeky boi again and you're getting bonced

by EldyBoi October 12, 2022