Bobarista

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What you call the bartender at any place that sells drinks with boba in them.

Tony: Where do you work again?
Chris: I mix drinks at Bobablast.
Tony: Oh that's right you're a barista.
Chris: No, dumbass, I'm a bobarista.

by bobamonkey October 3, 2006

boneriffic

GLEE, AS PERTAINING TO BONERS AND RIFFIC SHIT...not just sexual, just killer!

Sabrina didn't realize that when I said boneriffic, I wasn't talking about her body, but about the waves...that said, she is still BONERIFFIC!

by sandspit November 4, 2009

Bovarian Cream

The act of indirectly depositing your own semen into your roommate's mouth by having a third party, of whose mouth you have ejaculated in, make out with the unsuspecting roommate.

After. Depositing my load in Nezy's mouth I told her to go down stairs and give Brandon a bovarian cream.

by JonkersAK October 30, 2015

Sand Boneritis

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.

Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.

by Anal_Titty_Liquer August 10, 2018

boneritis

A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.

I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.

by dk? May 28, 2005

Bolaris

v. When a meteorologist totally blows a weather forecast, as such when NBC10 (Philadelphia) Meteorologist John Bolaris forecast the "Storm of the Century" in winter of 2001. Said storm turned out to be no more than a dusting of snow, and caused schools to close, businesses to shut down, and grocery stores stampeded prior to the event even occurring.

"Wow, they really Bolarised this derecho that was supposed to wipe clean the face of the earth today" or "They're really Bolarising this forcast today"

by JohnsonRod June 13, 2013

Bonar Sonar

An imaginary device that allows a person to recognize when another person has a boner--or has recently seen an attractive person.

Usually held by guys when with other guys. A constant beeping sound is a classic sign of someone's bonar sonar being activated.

Note: The bonar sonar tells when other people have a boner, not yourself. So if person A has a boner, person B would be notified by his bonar sonar.

*An attractive female walks by*

Friend A: (Stares at ass)

Friend B: "Wow, my Bonar Sonar is going crazy right now"

Or

*Friend C is talking to attractive female*

Friend A: "Beep, beep, beep"

Friend B: "What?"

Friend A: "Look"

Friend B: "Haha. He's a player"

by Mr. BonarSonar June 18, 2010