Bollock Emptier

A vagina wielding bitch hot enough to empty your bollocks with a mere glance

Jed: Daryl, ur moms a real bollock emptier.
Daryl: ya shes hot bro, i fapped off already today over her.

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

bologna winged ham sandwich

Pussy lips. Term used to describe a large labia. Usually associated with a swollen clit. Many women are born with this feature. A very common condition among European women. Word derived from its resemblance to cut Fried Bologna, which is an urban ghetto treat for poor households who cant afford other types of meat. Ham Sandwich from its resemblance to both types of meat sticking out of a bun.

Chrissy had huge pussy lips, that resembled a bologna winged ham sandwich.

by Dz Nutz January 16, 2004

bollocks

n. Plural. Vulgar Slang. from Middle English ballocks meaning testicles.
1. no good; rubbish
2. a falsehood or series of lies
3. an exclamation on making a error
4. testicles
n. Antonym. the dog's bollocks
5. outstanding

1. Sod it, I am bollocks at this game!
2. Oh bother, Obama is talking bollocks again.
3. Bollocks!... BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS!
4. She'll cut off your bollocks and cram them up your arse.
5. Wow, that meal was the dog's bollocks!

by ChipW July 28, 2009

Billy big Bollocks

Someone who exhibits signs of being braver or more confident than they actually are

Look at Billy big Bollocks over there, trying to pick a fight with that big bloke.

by Morriarty! May 12, 2011

Bollof

Someone who sits there trifling everyday. Every breath they take is trifle. They don’t breathe air they breathe trifle.

Can also be used as a verb or adjective- Bollofed/bollofing

I can’t believe she sat there with her toes in my face…she’s the biggest bollof I’ve ever seen

by fruttitutti July 3, 2022

Bollocks

A highly flexible term commonly used by the English.

1. something rubbish
2. a falsehood or series of lies
3. something great
4. the best possible
5. testicles
6. exclamation on making a error.

1. That Mel Gibson movie was a load of bollocks.
2. That Tony Blair is talking bollocks.
3. That curry was the bollocks!
4. That your wife is the dog's bollocks when it comes to cooking!
5. Then she kicked him in the bollocks.
6. Bollocks!

by Bagpuss August 15, 2003

bologna pop

A bologna pop is a reference to a penis. When inserted in one mouth it satisfys ones oral fixation.

Hey Jim , why don't u just suck on a bologna pop

Whats for lunch Jonny ? Bologna pops?

Tom and Jim share bologna pops in the trailer.

by weasel1000 July 24, 2017