Boyard

A French brand of unfiltered cigarette which, unfortunately, had its last factory close some years ago.
An incredibly wonderful, yet expensive cigarette.

"Why is this room so fucking smelly?"
-"Boyards."
"Ah".

by a_romijn December 28, 2005

Chef Boyardee

A self-styled cook--usually a guy--who uses run of the mill, cheap household kitchen ingredients and canned food to whip up a storm after you come home drunk from a party.

Are you coming back to Zack's for the afterparty? Man, you should try his cajun hot dog stir fry--he's a natural Chef Boyardee!

by Red C November 27, 2015

Chef Boyardeaux

Any extremely cheap and nasty wine.

Yo, dawg! Anything to drink around here?
Ya, there's a box of Chef Boyardeaux in the fridge.

by 850 Commando October 2, 2009

Bonyarding

To willingly capture your friends, pile them into a car, lay them across the laps of the people in the backseat, and drive to a fun destination.

Anna's parents won't let her out of the house--What do you say we go bonyard her!

Did you just willingly capture me, pile me into a car, lay me across the laps of the people in the backseat and drive me to a fun destination--YOU MUST BE BONYARDING ME!!!

by Glennis, Anna, Maddy July 1, 2008

chef boyardump

Chef boyardump means taking a dump after eating chef boyardee.

Usually accompanied by terrible gas and diarrhea.

After eating four cans of beefaghetti, Namibio had to take a huge chef boyardump, with massive colon blow.

by scodder May 4, 2010

chef boyardee

the most un-italian food anyone can buy

tastes like crap

by bunny boy March 5, 2004

Chef Boyardee

When a guy opens a can of spaghetti and dumps it in the girls ass then proceeds to fuck it while putting meat balls in her vagina.

Last night I opened a can of Chef Boyardee on her ass.

by Furry Frank May 9, 2018