Boehner

Adjective: Synonymous with smegma or dick cheese.

The uncircumcised patient pulled back his foreskin, revealing a mother lode of sticky, smelly Boehner.

by Illegitimate President Trump January 6, 2011

boreh

god complex monarchist and a sigma white male

This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Boreh doesn't love you. He can't love you. He hates you with a burning passion. He is a borderline sociopath. He doesn’t care about you. Boreh doesn't KNOW you. He DOESN'T appreciate you and he can't fucking love you.

sau " that looks like boreh"
me "because it is"

by boreh July 15, 2021

Bolehland

Popularised after the national slogan "Malaysia boleh" which translates to "Malaysia can lah".

Everything magical lies within bolehland. Airplane gone missing, corrupted leaders acquitted of charges as cash is king, woman got bombed by c4 explosive, and so much more that we have yet to explore its wonders..

by malu apa bossku June 10, 2020

boker'd

Similar to punk'd but with goat metal.

Angie was about to ask a question that could easily be taken out of context, so instead of getting boker'd, she decided it was better not to ask.

by WM-Trolling March 25, 2019

Bonehead5000

Me

Bonehead5000 makes urban dictionary definitions

by Bonehead5000 July 11, 2020

John Boehner

The current minority leader of the US House of Representatives. AKA Mr. No. Any concept promoted by the opposition party, regardless of potential merit, is consistently deemed by Boehner as a non-starter. Regardless of the initiative, Boehner's alternate solution is always "tax cut". His apparent contributions regarding any useful initiatives within government are obscure or non-existent to date. Unless taking up space, breathing, and saying "no" qualify as a useful contributions...he may be at least holding his own.

Hey John Boehner!!!! That poor bastard next to you is choking to death! Can't you give him some help! Sure! I'll give him a tax cut!

by Ishke February 18, 2009

John Boehner tears

Tears of self-aggrandizement derived from strong emotions on a specific issue, policy, situation, etc. Persons who engage in this act display a strained or overwrought pathos to others affected by the situation, and are traditionally self-centered. Similar to crocodile tears.

Man: (sobbing) So... are you breaking up with me? After all we've been through? After my success in chasing the American dream?

Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!

by Dash McDasherton December 14, 2010