Lorena Bobbitt

A vindictive bitch, originally from Ecuador, who sliced her husband's penis off.

Don't go anywhere near Lorena Bobbitt, or if you do, guard your privates.

by Lady Michiru Kaiou February 26, 2009

Bobbiteer

Based on Lorena Bobbitt, a Bobbitteer is a woman that will penis your dick off if you piss her off enough

I pissed off my wife wife and was afraid she'll turn into a Bobbiteer and chop my dick off when I sleep.

by LostSoulColo69 February 5, 2018

Bobbitt

To cut off a male's private part(s)

His wife was so angry at him, that she grabbed a knife and bobbitted him.

by SpongeRobert September 11, 2019

Bobbitt Snowfall

When the initial 911 call went out…

Cop: What are we looking for?

Dispatch: Approximately 2 - 3 inches laying on the ground!

(Referring to the time Lorena Bobbitt cut her husband’s penis off and threw it out the window).

We just had a Bobbitt snowfall!

by Neoblog January 4, 2022

Kayla Bobbitt

Loving, crazy, creative;

The girl i went out with was such a {Kayla Bobbitt} yet she never wanted to date again.

by layla kendy November 2, 2016

Bobbitted

The, ahem, barbaric act of cutting off a guy's penis. Named for one such lucky guy, John Bobbitt, whose then-wife sliced off his manhood before tossing it in the woods. (Don't worry, they found it later).

Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?

Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!

Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!

by The Real Canadian April 29, 2019

Bobbitt

A male, that is heterosexual, that has a long rod and is good in bed

Girl 1: Heard you hit the club last night?

Girl 2: Yea, I met a Bobbitt!

by Who are you again November 14, 2011