Bluetooth Douche

Easily identified as the self-important guy talking to himself as loudly as possible through his bluetooth enabled ear piece. Despite being on the beach, at a movie theater, on a date, in the elevator, or at home in his pajamas he wants people to think he's tech savvy and well-connected. Bluetooth douches come in a variety of forms, from skeezy office guy to overzealous tech geek, the alpha bluetooth douche may also be mistaken for a used-car salesman.

Joe: That dude is trying way too hard to sound important.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.

by Lexcorp February 4, 2008

Bluetooth psychosis

When a person who frequently uses a Bluetooth device begins to continuously hallucinate that they are on the phone.

My partner wound up being treated for his Bluetooth psychosis which had its origins in his inflated sense of self-importance.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 13, 2019

Bluetooth psychopath

A person who hacks into an unwitting stranger’s Bluetooth device by clandestinely pairing which he does to obtain personal information about that person.

When I met him and he charmed me with his intuitions about me, I never dreamed he was a Bluetooth psychopath.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 13, 2019

Don Bluth

one of the few American animators that was ever able to contend with Disney and is best know for his films The Secret of NIMH, All Dogs Go to Heaven, Anastasia,and An American Tail.

Anna: hey didn't Disney make An American Tail
Lissy: no way that was Don Bluth, disney could never come up with something so good.

by fae430 August 16, 2009

imaginary bluetooth

A device that allows people to communicate out loud with imaginary friends, foes, complaint hot lines, etc, while in public places. Commonly used on public transport.

Sam: That bloke was jabbering away, but had no phone.

Saul: He was using his imaginary bluetooth.

by wheaty October 1, 2008

Bluetooth Head

The act of receiving hands free oral sex from a female.

"Breezy hooked it up with some Bluetooth Head"

by Reegz January 11, 2009

Bluthism

A phrase, saying, event, abstract idea, or physical object that hails from the "Arrested Development" universe, named after the protagonists of the televisions show, the Bluths.

Bluthisms:
Never-Nude
Big Yellow Joint
How-dey-do-dat
Taste the happy
Come on!
Pop-Pop
Huzzah!
Her?
Cut-offs

by Alfred Becerra a.k.a. Alfredeus a.k.a. TheMunDial November 4, 2006