Blursed

Simultaneously blessed and cursed by a situation, object, person, etc.

I was blursed with so many opportunities and hated to make a decision.

by TuTally March 3, 2010

Blurthurt

The resentful feeling towards the Hive Social Media Platform and its users after you have been chased off it for being a dick and have to blog on Blurt instead.

Have you seen that guy's latest rant about Hive?

Yeah. Never mind him, he's just Blurthurt.

by spamfarmer June 10, 2023

Mr. Blunts

The title earned by being the master of rolling all blunts.

Mr. Blunts doesn't fuck around when he rolls them swishers.

by JustCallMeMrBlunts December 22, 2009

blurfsnart

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. A complete gross-out of a guy.

If someone does something disgusting you say "what a blurfsnart" implying they are just too vulgar.

by atrebor September 21, 2005

Blurtful

When someone has occasion to blurt out something verbally hurtful to yourself or others.

We were having a nice dinner until Dakota said something very blurtful to Cythia.

by Jeff D August 31, 2005

Blurse

When something is both a blessing and a curse.

Sarah found her large breasts had always been something of a blurse, while they filled out her shirt nicely she got tired of men not looking her in her eyes.

by JMH and Ryan Thomas January 18, 2009

blurnsball

A futuristic sport similar to baseball, but "jazzed up." (Created by Matt Groening & Co. for "Futurama")

by Shimrah July 27, 2003