Blurpin

Blurpin is the female version of the Blumpkin, in which a female sits on a toilet and recieves oral sex as she poops.

Dude, I was blurpin my girlfriend when she was texting on the phone.

by Avery199 July 23, 2011

Blurping

Sticking your tongue out and blowing, making noise through vibrations of the tongue only or adding voice.

The little boy was very rude, he was blurping at the shopkeeper.

by Voicemoments July 30, 2018

blurpskin

When your sitting on the crapper, getting a blow job, and taking a crap at the same time.

Guy 1:Dude! I so got a blurpskin last night!

Guy 2:Uh....yeah, that would be great if you would've just told me you got head dude. I didn't need to know the other half...

by Popcon77 February 9, 2009

blurpie

The act/form of straddling over someone's mouth and letting one loose. For maximized blurpie results, cover the mouth and plug the nose simultaneously.

Jessica Alba is so hot, I would let her give me a blurpie any day of the week. I would even suck the fart out of her ass.

by HHML May 10, 2006

BLURPLISS

a 1 liner stating information or a directive ..

just write him a blurpliss stating that was how the material was received...

by cctmaan June 21, 2011

Blumpish

Describes a big booty thats also nice looking

Damn that girls booty is blumpish

by The_only_child August 7, 2017

burpist

Someone who discriminates against burps.

IM A BURPIST SO NO BURPS TODAY

by rai_ December 23, 2021