Bluetits

When a girl is getting all revved up and her man slides his fingers inside just in time to fall the fuck asleep and start snoring.

Can you believe this bastard gave me bluetits? One minute I'm ready to explode, next minute I'm pushing his ass off the bed!

by Unicorn chaser August 29, 2016

bluntatose

When you are totally comatose and just sitting there chilling and people try to talk to you but you don't even notice because you are so out of it.

Markus: Hey Cassandra, can you pass me that sprite?
Cassandra: . . .
Markus: Hellooo?
Cassandra: meeeep
Cameron: Dude, she is totally bluntatose. Give her til morning.

by Cassandra Q January 2, 2010

pancake buttitis

A condition that afflicts overweight women in the gluteal region.

Doctor: Ma'am I'm afraid you've been diagnosed with "Pancake Buttitis".

2 ton tina: Whyyyyyyy!?

by S.K. Cole August 14, 2006

blunties

marijuana cigars (blunts) created by hollowing out a philly blunt or other cigar, packing the shell full of bud, licking thoroughly to seal, and cooking before lighting...thats how you get retarded.

yo cienzo, lets start off summer with a bang...spark some blunties, pack the cooler, and hit the beach.

by bdollaz May 30, 2006

blurritis

The condition of just always being blurry all the time.

"Omg ya'all I got the blurritis. Help me!"

by HomieGhomie J July 24, 2016

bluntician

someone who is an amazing blunt roller

"JP is a certified bluntician, her blunts are always perfect"

by farmvegas420 October 4, 2020

Blingitis

Hood rat that caught covid and herpes at the same time. Some scientist say its worst then HIV.

Yo i clapped those cheeks raw last night while i was sick and i got herpes that converted to blingitis.

by Franklin101201 February 1, 2022