verb
1. Although a verb, it is actually the the inability to take action
2. The result of being so high from smoking a blunt you can no longer perform physical activity
3. Associated with the inability to close the jaw and keep eyelids open.
1. Although a verb, it is actually the the inability to take action
2. The result of being so high from smoking a blunt you can no longer perform physical activity
3. Associated with the inability to close the jaw and keep eyelids open.
Bob - "Hey can you give me a hand with these dishes?"
Blunted individual - "Whaaaa............ too blunted man"
Blunted individual - "Whaaaa............ too blunted man"
by kaicrowe September 29, 2011
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- "Blunkettised"
1) The mental state invoked that a native (probably white) UK citizen ends up in when they are faced with the fear of opening their mouths to express their opinion of the apalling state of unlimited immigration & asylum in the UK.
Terriefied that some jumped-up little queen will start screaming NAZI at them for holding their opinion.
The irony being that the UK has had untill recently the priviledge of free speech... (lol).
2) When a neighbourhood or town is overwhelmed with immigrants and asylum seekers who stand around all day with nothing to do; dressed in leather jackets, chino's & bling; talking jibberish into the latest mobile phones.
- "Blunkettised"
1) The mental state invoked that a native (probably white) UK citizen ends up in when they are faced with the fear of opening their mouths to express their opinion of the apalling state of unlimited immigration & asylum in the UK.
Terriefied that some jumped-up little queen will start screaming NAZI at them for holding their opinion.
The irony being that the UK has had untill recently the priviledge of free speech... (lol).
2) When a neighbourhood or town is overwhelmed with immigrants and asylum seekers who stand around all day with nothing to do; dressed in leather jackets, chino's & bling; talking jibberish into the latest mobile phones.
1) So I'm a racist Nazi now because I object to the council buying land behind my cottage where they are going to build a camp to house hundreds of immigrants & asylum seekers for years while their declined applications are permanently lost in Gov't Bureaucracy
Shh! Can't say anything to offend!!!
I've been BLUNKETTISED.
2) Shit, the whole neighbourhood's full of asylum seekers these days - the place has been effectively BLUNKETTISED.
Shh! Can't say anything to offend!!!
I've been BLUNKETTISED.
2) Shit, the whole neighbourhood's full of asylum seekers these days - the place has been effectively BLUNKETTISED.
by shocked and off the fence February 13, 2005
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Get the blunkett mug.A variation on Blunken (taking a shit whilst receiving a blow job). Whilst a man is getting a blow job and shitting, he lifts her head and stabs her in both eyes with his penis so as she is temporarily or permanently blinded. With reference to David Blunket, the blind MP.
by Stoneyboo May 2, 2009
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Get the blunked mug."Blunkett" (or "blunketts") is an alternative slang word for the poker term "blind" (or "blinds"). This relatively new term is being used more and more, primarily in informal poker tournaments held in pub and casino poker rooms throughout the UK, and is one of the fastest spreading terms doing the rounds at the moment. The phrase is rumoured to have originated in one of the local poker halls in Swindon but has spread as far afield as Bristol Casino and Reading.
If you are left of the button then you are the "Small Blunkett" and the person to the left of him/her is the "Big Blunkett"
by Daryl Vino Rhino May 25, 2009
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