Blunderbus 

A charabanc for bastards.

Agent 1: Look, here comes our ride.
Agent 2: Man, that's the blunderbus. Weren't your parents married?
Agent 1: Oops! My bad!

Blunderbus by TheNix November 6, 2010

blunderbussing 

Trying really hard to find a solution to a problem. Originated from Bloodborne.

*Guy 1 fighting a Hunter in Bloodborne*
Guy 1: This boss is so fucking hard to beat!!
Guy 2: Keep blunderbussing, he's not even a boss.

blunderbussing by danksponge420 April 6, 2015

Arkansas blunderbuss 

When you’re banging a chick doggie style and have six juicy snus packets lines in your mouth and you pull them out and lay them on her asshole and ram them in with your dick, then she shoots them back out with a big after butt sex fart.

One time my homie was wrecking a chicks ass and stuffed his snus packets in and next thing I knew all I seen was an Arkansas blunderbuss as she shot them across the room nearly hitting my head

Arkansas blunderbuss by J.Dangle Sam June 17, 2019

blunderbugs 

Another term for crabs, an STI characterized by small pubic lice inhabiting ones happy forest down bellow. The "blunder" was having sex with that cheap gas station hooker, and the "bugs" are the little present you get to take home.

Eric: Dude, I was down at the 7-11 yesterday and I met this girl named Destinie

John: And now your dick wont stop itching as though your underwear was suddenly made of steel wool?

Eric: Yeah, how did you...?

John: Blunderbugs, broseph. Go get some good shampoo

blunderbugs by Garblesnarf September 28, 2011

Blunderbust

Used to describe a male orgasm, whereby upon reaching ejaculation, a particularly large volume of semen is exerted from the bellend, usually accompanied by lacrimation as the man's entire life achievements and sense of self-worth flash before his eyes in an ephemeral episode of acute post-nut clarity.

"I'm about to blunderbust a nut!"

Blunderbust by shitstained mattress February 17, 2020

Dirty Blunderbuss 

When a guy is giving it to a girl in the ass, and he pulls out and she gives him head.

I gave her a Dirty Blunderbuss last night.

Dirty Blunderbuss by Tim September 12, 2007

blunderbuss

a gargantuan obese slab of fat/lard, located specifically on a girl, sometimes boy. often described as a paunchy whale. a blunderbuss is often found drunk in the hottub, at the mall trying to pick up boys, at the back of shows trying to be "scene", (you can always find it eating in any situation including these i have described), a blunderbuss will also buy shit from bands it has never heard of and then later say they hate the band. a blunderbuss is very very very very ugly/fat/fake/emo. he/she will cut themselves and take pix of it and put it on myspace to look "cool". she, i mean it, will take any guy or girl he/she can get. EVEN IF THE GUY IS FROM GEORGIA AND THE BLUNDERBUSS LIVES IN MICHIGAN!!! usually a blunderbuss will think its the shit and think everyone else is below them.
so pretty much to sum it all up, a blunderbuss is a fat fake emo stalker =D...feel free to add if you feel the need to =

a blunderbuss looks like voluptuous whale.

or this...
itwont let me put pix so just search blunderbuss on photobucket =

blunderbuss by pce nukka January 12, 2009