bruncledad

Originated on a certain anti-chav site, used to describe the odd relationship apparently inbred chavs have with other (male) members of their family. (SEE Jug Ears. ALL chavs have jug-ears.)

Probably obviously, it derives from brother, uncle, and dad, and it has been quoted as "merely being uncle dad with 2 extra letters".

No-one, as of yet, has managed to figure out how a person might become brother, uncle, and father all to the same person.

A suitably humourous female counterpart has yet to be coined.

That chavette only has a dummy in her mouth to keep in all the spooge she drained from her bruncledad's nutsack.

by TheACM September 20, 2008

Bruncle

The hybrid formation of a brother and an uncle. Common in Tasmania, Australia.

"I tried to do my family tree but I didn't know where to put my bruncle"

by Brunkle March 3, 2009

Bruncle

An uncle who is like a brother.

I had a sister quite a few years older than myself. She had a child - my niece - who is only three years younger than me. We spent a lot of time together growing up. I am close like a brother, but technically her uncle. Hence the word Bruncle. Additionally, that makes her my sister/niece or sniecester.

by pistolapete April 4, 2011

bluntler

A variation of butler, a bluntler is hired to take care of all of the more tedious tasks involved with the smoking of marijuana: buying, grinding, rolling, and even lighting are normal duties taken over by the bluntler. This allows the individual for whom the bluntler works to enjoy a calm relaxed bake session. In some cases, a bluntler may also serve as a smoking partner.

Bro, my bluntler rolled me 15 blunts this morning, I couldn't feel my legs!

by 248_Tha_Bluntler December 1, 2010

bruncle

everyone’s distant and very close relative in the same person

my bruncle is my brother and my uncle

my grandpa is also my son-in-law therefore he is my bruncle

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

the bruncle tree

a family tree where every relative is related in more than one way to every other relative

everyone in my family is part of the bruncle tree

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

Bluntlexia

1) noun: an impairment of the ability to pass the blunt to the right person after taking a hit from it.

2) (bluntlexic) adjective: a person who constantly forgets who to pass the blunt to after taking a hit from it.

note: The word can be changed to suit the particular method of consuming marijuana such as "jointlexia" or "bonglexia".

1)

Bob passes blunt to Cindy

Cindy takes hit

Cindy passes blunt back to Bob instead of Joe

Bob: "No, it's Joe's turn."

Joe: "she has bluntlexia."

2)

Cindy passes blunt to Bob ...again

Bob to Cindy: "You're so bluntlexic."

by Sunkisthappy May 10, 2009