blummin

Mild swear word similar to, but not as strong as, bloody.

It's blummin hot here, isn't it?

by MadMcNab November 18, 2013

Blumkinuku

Getting a blow job while taking a shit and completing your Suduku. (For best results have the Suduku on a clip board resting on her head)

The suduku I was working on was too difficult so I decided to have my wife give me a blumkinuku while I figured it out.

by Bunny420 November 15, 2006

video blaming

the act of blaming everything for making you not do well in a videogame.

Guy 1: dude WTF my dog just walked by me and made me die.

Guy 2: quit your video blaming you just suck.

by Peter J. and Jack W. October 15, 2010

Top decker reverse kanga blumkin

Where a male shits in the tank of a toilet, whilst receiving a blowjob. From a female shitting in the reverse kanga position

Yesterday I walked in on Jayden and Rachel having a top decker reverse kanga blumkin

by Nicegary February 14, 2017

blumkin backsplash

What happens when you are getting a blowjob while taking a huge shit and the shit falls into the toilet causing the one doing the blowing to get a face full of shit water.

Oh man last night i gave my bitch the worst blumkin backsplash ever her face was completely covered in poo water.

by blumkinKing January 14, 2009

Blumping

Adj, To hump a girl whilst she is on her period, using the blood as lubricant.

e.g harry was blumping sally while she was on her rags. Her menstrual blood made for a good cheap lubricant

by KNDO May 30, 2009

victim blaming

Victim blaming is blaming the victim for a crime they didn't commit. Victim blaming is being blamed for somebody else's actions.

Think of victim blaming as when someone's raped, they (police, judge, counselor, whoever) always ask the victim what they were wearing, how they were wearing it, etc.

by laura.mgc August 8, 2016