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blumperbating

Are you kidding dude? Blumperbating's the best!
by Baker146 January 13, 2011
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blubbery

A that person jiggles with every waking step, revealing their oversized bodies; looks like whale fat.
Holy sh*t! that kid is so blubbery, I can feel the ground shaking.
by ETON SOUPE January 25, 2015
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yellow blueberry muffin

When real niggas become fake niggas and niggas won't stop being niggas ya know nigga
by Danger Dolan January 3, 2017
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Blueberry

derogitory gaming term for sombody on your team in Battlefield 3 who sucks, is not helpful and is not in your squad. Those in your squad have green icons over their head while others on your team have blue icons over their head.
"Damn blueberry won't give me ammo"
"tell the admin to kick the smurf he just keeps C4-ing the helicoptors!"
by purplesage11 December 6, 2012
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bumberarsed

'What? You bought that car for $2000? I would say, as a mechanic, it's only worth $200. You totally got bumberarsed, man.'
by tomnado September 12, 2014
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Blueberries

To come up with a complete non-sequitor in a conversation. The entymology of this word began on The Geek Show Podcast when panelist Leigh George Kade would be accused of completely derailing conversations with completely irrelevant information. One day, when he wasn't there, a fellow panelist decided to "fill in" for him and shouted "Blueberries!" for no reason.

It's caught on with the audience of the show and is a recurring declaration when an irrelevant, derailing comment is made.
I'm calling blueberries on that.

You totally just blueberried.

Those are blueberry shenanigans.
by GSPC listener February 28, 2011
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blueberry facial

A blueberry facial is the act of putting a large amount of blueberries in your partner's mouth, and then giving them a facial.
After having sexual intercourse, one partner might decide to reward their partner with a facial of the blueberry variety. A blueberry facial is widely used by the gay comunity.
by the one and only gay tom December 18, 2009
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