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blusterlodge

when a large person gets wedged in a doorway, or some place they get stuck in
good thing wal-mart has double wide doors so that fat people dont get blusterlodge'ed.
by green horn November 12, 2009
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gun bluster

Noun

The most destructive gun in all of existence that always aims for the machinev of the target. It is better than any other existing or non-existing weapon or gun, including itself and other upgraded or improved versions. It is originated by Dr. Insanity, Ph.D BFGs, who believed that this gun could solve all problems and paradoxes, including the paradox that it creates.
"Incoming tank! Quick, use the gun bluster to take out the... what the fuck just happened?"

"You can't stop me from taking my own life, I'm gonna do it with my gun bluster... (time seizes to exist)"
by Dr. Insanity, Ph.D BFGs June 29, 2008
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bluster bollocks

Someone who tells his mates he’s gonna destroy someone either verbally or physically.But when he actually sees that someone,he kisses their arse..A blustering,spineless gobshite
Hey i hear Stephen’s gonna go and tell the manager he’s out of order and report him..’No way,he’s all bark and no bite the old bluster bollocks’
by Johnb34 March 19, 2018
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Bluester

When your a bluester your a bluester.

A bluester is blue.
Have you watched Bluester's new video yet? I have! One of the best I've seen.
by Bluester December 12, 2021
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John: I ate my pet rat because he turned 1 year old

Timothy: exorbitant bluster. although, t'is of adequate curriculum, therefore proceed.
by Colinonthesehaters November 20, 2018
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bluster

A sexual act so outrageous, it can only be said that after, both partners will be unable to walk for many days after. Myth says it name derives from the sound of two people blustering sped up fifty times.
The girl slapped him in the face and walked right out on Kevin after he asked to bluster.
by sval March 2, 2011
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Blusterfuck

A disaster caused by the reckless bluster of one person or a group supposedly in command of a situation.
« All the posturing and machonachos was proven empty by the blusterfuck that followed. |
by Fray Monkini July 5, 2009
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