A dole bludger is usually a politician or some other rich loser acting a parasitic way by taking tax payer money for their own personal gain.
by HalalFriedChicken February 17, 2022
Get the dole bludgermug. 1. To masturbate (males only).
2. What you do in order to catch the snitch.
In Quidditch (of the Harry Potter fame), the "bludgers" are two 10-inch iron balls which are enchanted to attack the living thing closest to it. The job of the beaters is to take a magically-reinforced bat and whack the bludgers as far away from their team as possible (so it would recognize an opponent as being closest and go after them). Over time, the blatant implied innuendo became commonplace slang, and the Quidditch act of whacking two oversized balls with a "magically-reinforced bat" named "beating the bludgers" was applied elsewhere.
2. What you do in order to catch the snitch.
In Quidditch (of the Harry Potter fame), the "bludgers" are two 10-inch iron balls which are enchanted to attack the living thing closest to it. The job of the beaters is to take a magically-reinforced bat and whack the bludgers as far away from their team as possible (so it would recognize an opponent as being closest and go after them). Over time, the blatant implied innuendo became commonplace slang, and the Quidditch act of whacking two oversized balls with a "magically-reinforced bat" named "beating the bludgers" was applied elsewhere.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker June 11, 2004
Get the beat your bludgersmug. When you are busy handing out Centrelink payments to people 'job seeking' you may as well play hide and seek with that payment.
Where to hide the dole cheque? Under the shit cunt's workboots.
Where to hide the dole cheque? Under the shit cunt's workboots.
"I've been playing dole bludger hide and seek with this fuckwit for a few months now, cunt has no clue"
by thriftybuggar December 4, 2011
Get the dole bludger hide and seekmug. An unemployed Australian who lives off centrelink payments. These people are usually bogans, boongs or fat and lazy people.
"Hey Joe, you seen that aboriginal family that moved in down the street"
"Yeah, the mother is a dole bludger. They basically live off centrelink payments"
"Yeah, the mother is a dole bludger. They basically live off centrelink payments"
by Johnny "Soap" MacTavish February 10, 2024
Get the Dole Bludgermug. A dole bludger who not only takes the piss in the usual sense of mooching off government income support, but then takes it too far by targeting pack outrage against people they don't know who make statements that are different to their opinion, playing the victim as soon as there's a response that they can seize on & engages in posting whether they have been blocked and/or forced their target to make their twitter account private as a self-congratulating ritual.
by WhyNotGetAJob December 10, 2022
Get the Bullying Dole Bludgermug. A centre link bludger is a person who sits on their fucken ass all day and getting payed for it off the government.
by splashhhey November 23, 2019
Get the Centre link Bludgermug.