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Blongqueef

an individual that eats a lot of moldy anus and he/she will always go for a big bbc wink wink also he/she is either black or blue
omg hes a blongqueef.
by asdfghj23456 March 12, 2018
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blong

n. The rig created when a rolled blunt is held between the teeth or lips and inserted into the mouthpiece of a bong. The blunt and bong are then simultaneously smoked.
Yo man! Hit the blong!
by Autocrat August 9, 2005
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Blong

A "Blong" is something that occurs when you insert a marijuana cigar into the bowl of a bong, than, you pack more marijuana around the blunt in the bowl, thus, creating the "Blong." The level of high the "Blong" produces is somewhere in between a bong and a vaporizor. It's just amazing. I really suggest you people try it.
Blong Rules:
1. Puff, Puff, Pass. It's still a blunt.
2. Once the blunt reaches the bowl, rotation than switches to "puff, pass" just like smoking a normal bong bowl.
3. Once you start the "Blong," there is no quiting.
4. *MOST IMPORTANT* If you don't like experiencing the most massive head ripping of your life, the "Blong" is not for you.
Dude, wanna get high?
No. I wanna get HEAD RIPPED!
I agree, let's blong it.
My thoughts exactly, man.

Well, enough of making this definintion.. The true definition. It's time for me to go blong it.
by S.S.&Z.T. July 21, 2011
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Blonga

A mix between a chonga and a blonde.
Paris is such a Blonga, she is dumb and she is a chongaaa
by Delilah777 August 27, 2007
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Bloinged

The act of getting owned or defeated by another person, typically in a video game.
Lay low, I just got bloinged from across the map by a low level player!
by PIECEofSCHMITTY February 27, 2020
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bloingersploink

A stupid word that connor thinks he has made up, but actually hasn’t because he is an annoying, cockroach loving, pesticide spraying weirdo. It actually means a crazy, cool and random person
Aristotle is such a bloingersploink”
- Maddy
by Engelbertie April 29, 2022
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Bloingersploink

A word meaning bonkers, crazy and totally rad.
Often used when referring to people who aren’t all there (in the best possible way).
Friend 1
That kid is a total bloingersploink!”
Friend 2
“Yeah, I heard he sprayed himself with pesticides to help build his immune system !”
by Engelbertie April 29, 2022
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