Blomster

The act of two people scissoring but instead of stimulating each other a fart is expelled into the other's anus. On rare occasions a shart is transferred from anus to anus making it a blomster royale. On occasion the unintentional act of a space docking shart will occur.

That blomster from the other night left me feeling bloated for days.

I was trying the blomster for the first time with Kevin and he sharted right into my vagina like a total Chad

by parrotmoniker October 10, 2011

blogsterbation

Using one's blog to simultaneously seem like an expert and stroke their own ego at the same time. Applies to not just blogs but other forms of social media as well (Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Etc.)

Man, did you see So and So's gross display of public blogsterbation this morning? Thank you for yet another enlightening "expert" commentary from a social media/seo/web marketing "consultant" with absolutely no professional experience.

by ughallthegoodnamesaretaken May 27, 2010

blowsterbating

its like masturbating but with your mouth. can also be referred to as masturbation of the mouth

guy 1: dude I just walked in on my mom blowsterbating!!!!
guy 2: thats freaking awesome
guy 1: fuck yeah it was

by pdogson321 November 14, 2018

Bloster Knot

To inhale,"Blow" a line of a powdered narcotic off of a meaty wangulus, "erect penis" in a dirty fashion.

Cora took a mighty Bloster Knot at Eric's party last night.

by Chasifer McScruff May 12, 2006

blobster

a really fat person from marybank

wow, look at that blobster

by fat marc October 17, 2009

Blowster strudel

Getting a blow job while eating a toaster strudel

I had the best blowster strudel this morning

by Jwiz September 6, 2017

Blockster

A phrase coined from a combination of the words blockchain and hustler. As part of a new cultural movement, members of this community actively engage with cryptocurrencies to achieve financial sovereignty. Among other activities, blocksters invest and trade digital assets, utilize decentralized applications, as well as follow and launch crypto businesses.

Hey, do you know Naomi? She is a real blockster; she closed all her bank accounts to keep all her money in crypto

by Sigma Thesaurus August 2, 2021