butt blunder

the accidental insertion of ones penis into the anal canal of a woman during sexual intercourse .

during their first romantic interlude between gus and sue, gus performed a butt blunder, and needless to say, their session terminated quite abruptly.

by dakevster August 22, 2008

Bounderby

Someone who cynically grandstands about their unpleasant childhood, by way of fishing for pity or giving an apologia for their heartless or anti-social behaviour. Very trendy in a postmodernist climate. From the character in Dickens' "Hard Times".

Look at that kid on the TV saying that he wouldn't have killed the kid on a joyride if his own mummy had loved him a bit more. What a perfect little Bounderby.

by Fearman August 7, 2007

Blunderbust

When you're supposed to cum (bust) on a girl's face in a porno but you miss her face or can't produce any cum at all.

Director: Ok Tyrone, now imam need you to bust oh her face.
Tyrone: alright boss- (misses her face)

Director: God fucking damn it Tyrone not another blunderbust!

by RE4LITY December 14, 2016

blundercock

blundercock-one who completely lacks even the most basic of life skills. Usually refers to young males.

Can you believe that blundercock didn't know that you can't put metal in a microwave?

Yes, I can believe it. That boy is a total blundercock!

by BillyRayValentine March 18, 2019

blunderrhoea

A seemingly endless series of mistakes, gaffs, blunders & fuck-ups over a very short period of time

Respect to Marina Hyde at The Guardian for creating this word

The last couple of days saw the unforced blunderrhoea of The Leader and it's fallout, demonstrating what a full-spectrum shitshow could look like and how it also stained his supporters with the same mire

by ambi_D November 6, 2021

Bedtime Blunder

When one's roommate catches one in midst of a masturbatory act during the nighttime, caused by the fallacious assumption that the roommate will not be awakened by the sounds of shaking bedposts and heavy breathing.

Dude!... my roommate made a bedtime blunder yesterday and woke me up!

by Mr. Canyon September 5, 2006

Dilisio Blunder

During the setting up phase or first turn of a game (primarily a board game), the player who's turn it is makes an overly aggressive and erroneous turn. The player doesn't recover from the mistake for the remainder of the game. This was named after board game reviewer from Dice Tower.

A player decides to found a civilisation in an arid desert.
Did you see that player's first move, a typical Dilisio Blunder.

by Maverick4986 November 2, 2020