amuse bouche

A small appetizer, usually served in fancy French or "Asian Fusion" restaurants before the waiter/ress takes your order. Sometimes one, sometimes as many as three small bites, showing off the chef's skill in creating and blending flavors.

I went to Cafe del Rey yesterday and they had the most amazing amuse bouche. I popped it into my mouth an d it was like being in heaven.

by ultimobear June 15, 2014

Blough

The act of fluffing a penis up to about a 45% erectile state and tapping it off the face of an unconscious person. It is important to note that the penis must maintain a prominent sag and limpness, but one must also make sure that it is erect enough to have a good weight to it. The penis is then taken and tapped, rubbed, and slapped around the facial area of a friend, preferably a friend who is passed out from a bender at the bar. Primary targets include the forehead, the tip of the nose, the cheeks, and the chin. Bloughing on the lips, however, is frowned upon.

For years, Christopher would come home from the bars drunk and enjoy bloughing his friends when they passed out. One day though, he bloughed Archibald and in retaliation, Archibald parted his ass cheeks and delivered upon Christopher's unconscious face a spread, hairy Italian ass of wrath (Ass blough).

by Gapeshot 1.5 December 18, 2008

Brouche

A cross between your typical, run-of-the-mill Douche Bag and a "Bro." This is generally a guy who thinks he is Joe Cool himself. He is so far up his own ass that he can taste brain. Said guy usually pops his collar and wears Oakley sunglasses on the back of his head. Attends parties so he can yell random 'party' words.

Guy - "Chad ruined the whole fuckin' party because he thinks screaming and yelling "PARTY!" every 5 seconds makes it a 'good time.'"
Girl - "I know. My friend had sex with him when she was drunk last week. She said he wore his hat backwards the whole time and kept asking her if she had seen '2 Cups 1 Girl.'"
Guy and Girl - "What a Brouche."

by mrbrightside1138 November 10, 2007

Blotch

Blotch is thicc fluffin cat with the fattest booty cheeks u have ever seen and gets punished by the 2 inch every single morning and has a stretched asshole because of the 2 inch and now lives on the street with a failed pornstar.

The failed fluffed blotch until he bled.

by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020

Bouchard

Bad Ass Mother Fucker, in French. Proving James wrong

Bouchard is a bad ass mother fucker, James.

by Webster’s Dic October 3, 2019

bloach

Clear, gelatinous, viscous bodily fluid deposited from an undetermined orifice. The source is assumed to be vaginal, but anecdotal evidence has included male bloaches. Stages of the bloach include fresh gel, pudding skin, and clear gummy bear. Causes include verklemption, elation, infirm vagina, and surprise.

Did you see that fresh bloach someone left behind the women's toilet on the 4th floor of the Foege building at UW?

When I poked it with a q-tip, I realized the bloach had reached the pudding-skin stage.

This bloach is chewy!

by PubicZirconia March 4, 2011

Bouchra

One of the most special Santa's Little helpers, bringing joy to people and animals all over the world - just ask Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

It also means "tidings of good cheer" in arabic.

Note: it is pronounced "ch" as in "chair" and NOT as "ch" in "charisma". Not that Bouchras lack charisma - on the contrary!

I need me some bouchra, I'm tellin' you.

Bouchra fed the reindeer, then text messaged them all words sprinkled with magic dust and all sorts of goodness.

by flooven hooven April 4, 2009