Blossoming

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When a man puts his compressed hand into a womans vagina, then spreads open his fingers like a blossoming flower, creating instant elation and super orgasms.
"That guy I picked up at bingo last night started blossoming my vayjayjay. He kept whispering "seed to a tree, seed to a tree'. It was so hawt."
by Sundog_ August 07, 2014
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The result of one's anus after many a object has vigorously and continually penetrated it. This leads to an anal prolapse, being the falling out of the rectum from ones arsehole. The image of this is similar to that of a flower blossoming
Your mother's arsehole has been abused and penetrated so hard that it has begun to blossom
by Ricardo Del Toro May 30, 2007
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Blossom

When a young girl becomes a women develops breast's grow's hair longer firms up her butt and start's her period.
Craig : Wow that Kiersten is so damn hot just how do you get to fuck that?
Chad : Well ive known her for quite some time see I used to fuck her mom so I got to watch Kiersten Blossom into the hot young babe she is today.
Craig : So you was just fucking her mom until Kiersten got old enough to fuck?
Chad: You bet but damn her mom was amazing in bed as well!
Craig : So is her mom still single?
Chad : No cause I still fuck her when Kiersten is on her period!
Craig : Nice!
by SlopNChop February 12, 2017
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When the skateboard gets in between your nether region and the ground, or landing on rails in between you legs. Could also be used for you landing on anything, hitting you down there. Similar to Ass Knife, but more PG.
I need some ice cream for my butt, I just got blossomed!
I got blossomed last year, now I have 1 full and two halves.
by Incogni December 16, 2020
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an angelic and kindhearted girl
"blossom is so soft and sweet!!!"
by mallorydaisied January 26, 2023
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Hemorrhoid like folds of tissue that hang from the anus caused by excessive fisting.
1. Ever since Johnny got double fisted his blossoms are huge.

2. Johnny's blossoms are so beautiful we had a portrait made of them. That's it hanging over the fireplace.
by Babs Johnson August 06, 2005
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1.noun-the Leader of the powerpuff Girls. Slightly arragant, slightly bossy, slighty nice, slightly mean. And a whole bunch of other slightly's.

2. A flower
1. "Blossom, move out of the way, the giant monster's destroying Townsville

2. "I picked these Blossom's just for you!"
by Luigifan12 July 15, 2004
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