bloopie

(n) To receive a blow job while taking a shit.

That bitch didn't even care that I was on the toilet she grabbed my cock stuck it in her mouth and gave me a bloopie right there. I finished up by blowing my load in her eye.

by James Edward Dean May 27, 2008

Bloopy

To feel bloopy ;

1. Feeling empty, or useless at times.
2. To feel sad for no apparent reason.
3. Not feeling at all, like yourself.

1. Mom, stfu. I feel bloopy, leave me alone.
2. No, dude, cereal. I feel bloopy. We'll catch up later?

by avrilrox123a November 4, 2011

bloopie

the sound made when slapping a female breast.

i accidentally hit my wife on the breast yesterday, the bloopie was so loud!

by CaireLushh February 19, 2011

Bloopy

While having sex with a woman in the doggystyle position, you lick your middle finger and bury into her ass

Watching her ass pound up against my cock I couldn't help but give a nice bloopy.

by sandman6373 September 5, 2007

Bloopy

Adj. An object that is past it's prime, saturated with time, ready to be tossed out

That old avocado is getting really bloopy.

by iamastrategist March 22, 2019

Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.

When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.

by agsftw12 May 28, 2018

Bloopis

The splash in the toilet when the shit makes contact with the water.

I Think i just heard Brayden Boyle make a Bloopis

by Psychotic Steve12 July 1, 2018