blooper

A blowjob while on the toilet.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Pooper blooper

You aim for her vagina, but accidentally sticks your penis in her pooper.

Some scholars argue that Pooper Bloopers are a form of Surprise Buttsecks, however this definition has yet to be acceptet by the American Anal Association (AAA)

Girl: thats right baby, give it to me
Man: fo shizzle bitch
Girl: go for it
*sound of penis entering colon*
Girl and Man: hahaha, that sure was a pooper blooper!

Audience: hahahaha

by rick james has a new email March 22, 2010

blooper

A Mario Kart Wii item made of Fail and AIDS, which squirts ink on the screens of all drivers ahead of you, supposedly making it harder to see. It's nearly useless against decent human opponents.

I was in 8th and was ready to get a Gold Mushroom or a Star or something to catch up on the final lap, and what do I get? A freakin' blooper. And to make matters worse this guy zoomed by me with a Bullet Bill, so I got 9th.

by HeavyD2 August 2, 2009

blooper

Blooper - n.
Birth of a child resulting from a porno.

Oh yeah! Oh, yeah, do me Hamays! *squelch* *crying* Aw, damn, throw that kid in the trash can labeled "blooper."

by EminJ July 8, 2009

blooper

A big turd falling into toilet water making a 'bloop' sound.

I just made a huge blooper honey!

by Darin Number 2 April 26, 2007

bloover

A form of phreaking where a piece of software covertly pulls data like contacts, calendar, SMS, email from a Bluetooth enabled device like a phone or laptop. Can also be used to Bluebug a phone by pretenting to be a headset or Bluejack a phone by planting contacts or even making calls.

Also a piece of experimental software for exposing weaknesses on Bluetooth phones.

I bloovered my wife's phone to see if she was cheating on me.

by Someone with another email address September 14, 2006

blooperints

Refers to prototype-drawings/schematics that turned out NOT to be quite "what da doctor ordered" --- i.e., they may have looked good on paper, but there were significant miscalculations/oversights, causing parts of the creation to break, fall apart, bind, be too long/short, not fit, etc.

When the Pink Panther beamingly showed the Little Big-Nosed Guy his drawn idea for a fantastical "dream house", the midget builder scoffingly waved the plans off as nuthin' but a stack of cloud-cuckoo blooperints!

by QuacksO November 17, 2018