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Blooming Knicker Bacon

The wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top accentuated by a heavy menstrual period.
Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face.

blooming in the mud

blooming in the mud is when someone takes a shit and you put your soft cock in the expanded hole and let it close round and then get a boner while inside
guy1: that guy over there is into blooming in the mud
guy2:fucking digusting

• blooming izumi • 

A bakudeku gacha club creator on YouTube. They blew up from a single video.
• blooming izumi • is my favorite bakudeku content creator!

blooming butthole

After receiving a double serving of man gravy in the corn hole, the recipient forcefully expells spooge causing the inner asshole to become the outer asshole. Related topic: pink sock
I wanna see Juanita's blooming butthole after I do her doggy-style all night.
blooming butthole by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Blooming onion 

Blooming onion is where one sticks there hand into ones anus and proceeds to slowly open there hand
Baby I want to try this new thing it’s called blooming onion.
Blooming onion by Yeetleetbeatmymeat November 12, 2019

Blooming Onion 

A woman's genitalia that hasn't been properly cleansed over the course of a week to month. In order to be a blooming onion, this vagina has to have an odor that burns a man, or woman's, eyes as they approach for oral intercourse. When spreading the vaginal lips apart, one must cry from the odor, else the genitalia isn't a proper blooming onion.
Evan was so drunk last night, he licked a prostitute's blooming onion. He woke up this morning with a hangover, a bad taste in his mouth, and crazy red eyes from crying all night long!
Blooming Onion by Mr. Booze May 13, 2010