A broken bloomer is a person whose been broken a lot of times and has real trust issues. A broken bloomer has a hard time in life and would die for people who wouldn’t care at all. The broken bloomer dreams of bright futures but has a hard time believing in them. Always wears a fake smile around people but is broken inside and it’s often seen on them.
Person 1: Hey you know that guy over there he seems a little weird often?
Person 2: Can’t you see he’s obviously a broken bloomer.
Person 1: What’s a broken bloomer?
Person 2: A broken bloomer is a broken person who wants people to be happy but really can’t be happy themselves and loves people that don’t care.
Person 1: Damn that’s hard.
Person 2: Can’t you see he’s obviously a broken bloomer.
Person 1: What’s a broken bloomer?
Person 2: A broken bloomer is a broken person who wants people to be happy but really can’t be happy themselves and loves people that don’t care.
Person 1: Damn that’s hard.
by A real broken bloomer November 20, 2019
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As seen on "Fresh Prince of Bell-Air":
"...and I just (inunderstandable mumbling). Congratulations, you just made the blooper reel!"
"...and I just (inunderstandable mumbling). Congratulations, you just made the blooper reel!"
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a long, thin booger that maintains a stalk-likeattachment to your nasal cavity which gets stretched when pulling out, leading to a pleasant 'tugging' sensation on the nasal mucosa.
Yesterday while pulling out an inch-long root booger I nearly fainted with pleasure as it popped onto my finger.
by nasalfix September 19, 2009
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by CableHills January 27, 2007
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"Dude you were just snorting some yay, eh?"
"How can you tell?"
"From that huge blowger hanging out your nose"
"Right"
"How can you tell?"
"From that huge blowger hanging out your nose"
"Right"
by Krugar October 6, 2008
Get the blowger mug.When I am picking my nose, every once in while I pick a very sticky, mostly round booger. When I try to flick it off, it doesn't flick. It keeps on sticking to my finger. The only way to get rid of it is to wipe it on something or someone. It's like a turd that won't go away; thus it is a booger turd.
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