Bloo

A person who'd rather scream at a tree.

"Oh shit it's a Bloo"

by Bloo_Is_Hot February 7, 2021

Bloo

Big man bojo’s way of telling you he’s got one fine BLOO tube.

Carry symonds(bojo’s wife): Boris what shirt are you wearing today?
Boris: a nice and tight cheeky BLOO one

by John cree March 25, 2021

bloo

A slang and ironically precise term used to describe drug addicts whose primary drug of choice are the blue fentanyl pills. Usually homeless & tending to be quite disrespectful, they are also referred to as "gollies"- as they are always seeking their "precious" blues like Gollum (in LORD OF THE RINGS) and will cause hullabaloo (b'loo) to get them.

Many times you'll find them in a large group with other bloos, nomadic and indecent, or with "poos" (slang for the homeless addicts whose drug of choice is the cheap new super meth from Mexico).

JOHN: Oh damn man! Henry here comes that fucking bloo who always is begging for change outside the corner store.

HENRY: Oh yup. We've been catching that bloo digging in random trashcans for old foil strips that may have drug residue on em! For real!
JOHN: Oh hell no...

by ðizzzyÐ!@3 August 18, 2022

Bloo

WATCH FOSTERS HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS

WATCH FOSTERS HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS TO SEE BLOO

by Ganado March 15, 2025

bloo passport

A term used by the UK's prime minister, Boris Johnson, to define the life changing colour shift in the passports used in the UK.

"No! But you will be receiving a lovely new BLOO passport."

by Archieh804 March 1, 2021

bloo_jkl

A term that is used to reference someone who baby rages mid-scrim and is a beta male.

Person 1: "bro why do you bloo_jkl as soon as you go negative"

Person 2: "they're cheating dude"

by Noobmaster the Third March 30, 2023

bloo-bloop!

used in MSN minesweeper, bloo-bloop! is used to signify "that sucks." or "haha! sucks to be you!"

"Man, Jason Jensen just ran over my dog."
"bloo-bloop!"

"www.homestarrunner.com hasn't updated their site in 2 weeks!"
"bloo-bloop!"

by --3993-- June 28, 2005