is u blonde or is u blind

when you ask a female if she's stupid or just can't see

Why would you let that man do those things to you is u blonde or is u blind?

by darkestdarci April 30, 2023

blondetage

The montage of cute blonde girls in the stands at sporting events during time outs or any stoppage of play.

I tuned into the Cubs game on WGN just in time for the 7th inning blondetage.

With her low cut tank top and courtside seats she's a ringer to make the blondetage tonight.

by peckerle May 12, 2011

blonde fart

The dangerous combination of a blonde moment and a brain fart. Two times magnification - reserved for only the most dim-witted of moments.

My sister had a blonde fart while watching the news during a recent family dinner. The tv reporter said that "9 Brazilian men had died in an explosion." My sister turned to me and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

by MoonPie24 April 24, 2017

Blended Family

Anyone after their latest marriage that looks at their children and realizes they have half-siblings, a biological sibling, and step siblings, is a blended family.

Victoria had such a hard time with her family photo at show and tell day. She could not get the other children to understand who was who in her blended family.

by Miss Lizzy Blizz September 3, 2009

blondette

A hair color that is between blond and brunette. Blondettes may consider themselves to be brunette but frequently have others call their hair color blond, resulting in confusion as to what their hair color really is. May also be natural blonde whose hair is going through the darker stages of blond in transition to becoming a brunette.

Does not apply to hair that is dyed with blond and brunette streaks.

Blondettes are frequently called: Dirty Blond, Dark Blond, Light light brunette, sun bleached brunette.

by ThisNarrowRoad September 27, 2005

nostalgia-blinded

A person, which does not realize that something is bad because they are nostalgic about it

Person1: I love this movie.
Person2: No, that movie was bad. You are just nostalgia-blinded.

by Thromsty51 January 29, 2020

cold blooded female

This is a type of independent, free thinking type of woman. She is not ruled by emotions. She is ruled by her own intellect and her own wants. She isn't emotional and can tell the truth straight up so blunt and honestly without considering your feelings. She's about her own and earning her trust and loyalty is something you must do. She's cold like winter until you give her reason to be be warm.

I tried asking Jessica out last night, and she straight up told me she would rather stay home and spend time with her dog than be seen in public with me. That is a cold blooded female.

by anneshirley July 4, 2011