bloggerssisstic

When someone has a blog that they won't stop talking about.

C: "Have you read my blog yet?"
"You should read my blog."
"Well, if you read my blog, you would already know that."
"I am SO posting this picture on my blog."
H: "Shut up! You are so bloggerssisstic."

by Mycket January 9, 2009

brogressive

A pejorative used to describe a male who agrees with some but not all of the points of someone else's particular version of feminism.

"He said that the 80% gender pay gap might not apply as readily to certain professions or certain metro areas. Obviously he wouldn't make a point of bringing that up unless he's a brogressive."

by Sam Cooksmith May 19, 2016

brogressive house

House music for the bros and bro-hos, typically at large music festivals/carnivals. "The music that has an epic build up, and then drops into a little dinky beat"

Brogressive House: MOTHER FUCKIN ANIMALS! do dododododo do do do, do dododododo do do do,

by subatomicrabbit December 19, 2013

blogressive

Posting vague descriptions and detailed rage on a blog. The passive agressive way to deal with your issues.

Damn - have you seen that blogressive post on R's blogspot? Too bad she's not got the balls to talk to me straight up about it.

by Maria Dawn January 19, 2007

Brogressive

Typically used in reference to straight, cisgender, white, privileged men who self identify as progressive. Brogressives will likely never by affected by discrimination and often make insensitive jokes and write them off as not being true to their beliefs.

Brogressives love to talk about how wrong inequalities are but will never bother to do anything about it. In many cases brogressives are fuckboys that pay serves to their morals by discussing progressive ideas. They also live to act as if they know more about about any topic relating to politics or inequalities than anyone else in the room.

Less Brogressives are being elected as women and people of color started running for office more.

by FuckDT June 29, 2018

Brogressor

Someone who is being aggressive towards a bro.

Brogressor: you wanna fight bro!?

Bro: what'd you say!?

Bro #2: back off you brogressor

by michaelrulesyou May 2, 2013

Junk Bloggers

Low-class people that go in your trash can and take scrap metal, then sell it for a living.

I HATE those stupid "Junk Bloggers" that keep taking stuff out of my trash can!!!

by tootfartparty97 March 20, 2010