Skull Blocking

It's when u send some funny meme in #general and someone send a picture below u preventing u from getting ur hard earned skulls

-Wabka: *sends a pic*
-AOT: *sends a pedo joke right after him*
-Wabka: STOP SKULL BLOCKING

by Goku no diffs ur fav verse March 20, 2022

Popup Blocker

Any easily obtainable object used for hiding a sudden and unanticipated erection (popup), while in public.

Steve had to use a dodge ball in gym class as a popup blocker to hide his huge broner from any onlooking male counterparts.

by Crooked Vulture November 16, 2009

dog blocking

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting laid by lying between you and her in bed. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and your penis, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "Sucked. I was a victim of dog blocking."

by rufusclay November 9, 2013

cotton blocked

When you get cock-blocked by a tampon.

CBS

“Did you fuck last night?”
“Nah, she’s on her period. I got cotton blocked.”

by Juicy - C March 9, 2019

Tebow blocking

Tebowing in a halway, blocking oncoming traffic.

Tebower: "Dude did you see me Tebow blocking today after 1st period?"

Friend: "Yeah man, you absolutely made everybody late."

by tafamustafa December 26, 2011

Crop Blocked

When you try to purchase an amount marijuana or crop from someone when someone else enters the room or area that is disapproving of the purchase. You have been crop blocked, like cock blocked, but while trying beef up your stash.

Man, I was trying to score some good nugs at a good price and he walked in the room and totally crop blocked me.

by Fo Realzzzz November 13, 2011

locker blocker

One who stands in front of a locker, making it impossible for anyone to access their locker.

Catherine, stop being such a locker blocker!!!!!!!

by ABCDEFK April 26, 2009