Blocker

A female or a male who looks good from a block away but is ugly up close

Damn now that that girl got up close I didn't realize she was a blocker

by anonymous April 14, 2024

Blocker Bait

Blocker Bait is the friend you call to keep the Cock Blocker busy while you try to get laid.

"Can my fat cousin CeCe come with us tonight? She bored."
Uh-oh. Better find some Blocker Bait.

by Overdrive October 6, 2008

blocker buddy

A person who unblocks you on their buddy list when you were blocked just to look at your profile, and possibly use something from it to put in theirs. Especially when they take something like "Jeanette BB4l" and forget to change the name.

stacey: OMG! lindsay unblocked me for a second and she took that quote from my profile!
Monica: She's a total blocker buddy! she did that to me last week.

by Massie December 12, 2008

blocker middle school

A place that takes your personality and everyone is going through puberty (yikes).And let’s not start that everybody wants to be grown in that place.

Person 1:Do you go to Blocker Middle School
Person 2:yes
Person1:I’m sorry

by Don’t@meboiii November 6, 2018

blocker bug

when you've run out of excuses for delays

We are running into a blocker bug at the last minute

by blockerbug September 4, 2022

Popup Blocker

Any easily obtainable object used for hiding a sudden and unanticipated erection (popup), while in public.

Steve had to use a dodge ball in gym class as a popup blocker to hide his huge broner from any onlooking male counterparts.

by Crooked Vulture November 16, 2009

locker blocker

One who stands in front of a locker, making it impossible for anyone to access their locker.

Catherine, stop being such a locker blocker!!!!!!!

by ABCDEFK April 26, 2009