mobile blockade

Any variation of car(s), generally two or more, that all move the same damn speed in multiple lanes. Most often one of the drivers of a blockade vehicle is not paying attention and is in the passing lane, thus making it impossible for other cars to pass.

Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.

More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.

Jeremy: dude whatthefuck you driving so slow for? i gotta drop a dookie

Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.

Jeremy: fuck this shit, man

by rikki-bobbi November 4, 2009

Baton Rouge Blockade

Sticking a bar of soap up your anus in the shower to prevent leakage.

My ass was leaking so I used the Baton Rouge Blockade to seal off my ass.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Blockate

A Roblox game where people are stuck in an endless loop of false hope and never escape it, the front-page sucks too and people like to think they are actual developers while the truth is that they are not. Noone cares about your game or the characters, no one knows about your games existence so stop making 69420 sequels on your game that got 100 visits. Stop being the "original owner" of games and starting drama because someone had a similar idea. Stop doing collabs where you put your creations in other worlds thinking people know them. STOP SELF INSERTING YOUR FRIENDS I CAN ASSURE NOONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FREIND GROUP. It's some stupid sandbox platform and you shouldn't be taking it seriously. Only a few people actually managed to escape blockate and get an actual career such as hater_deer. as the rest are left to foil and toil in a loop of false hope.

But in the end, blockate is fun. Im just sick of people making it such a big deal man.

by qwertyuiopzxcvbnmadgjl January 2, 2023

cock blockade

when a group of a female's friends form a pact to protect thier friend from any male contact.

oh my god, look at that massive cock blockade around her!

by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

Blockade

A combination of a dutch rudder and circle jerking. A group of men form a circle, take their marks, and have each person to the left or right move their arm for them.

We're not gay enough to circle jerk, so we just decided to form a blockade.

by cdawg821 May 20, 2010

cock blockade

Scenario where more than one male or groups of males prevent one person from hooking up or talking to a girl.

Sonny: So did you get with Linda at the party?
Mike: Nah bro, Sam, Dan kept interupting on purpose, and Dustin was cock blocking, it was a freaking cock blockade, I couldn't get through.

by Moojostuff November 18, 2009

Gargantuan Blockades

Gargantuan Blockades is a Mega Walls sweat clan. Unlike the other stupid fucking clans on Hypixel, Gargantuan Blockades is not a cheating guild. Some cheating guilds are known as Hood and The Jungle. The clan is lead by Turblue, a bitch who eats cock. Whenever they win a game after losing ten times in a row, they always say “L KID #THEGUNGA” at the end of the game, stating that they’re better than everyone else.

Person 1: These guys are saying “L KID #THEGUNGA”!
Person 2: That’s Gargantuan Blockades, no one knows who they are lol

by Fish186 October 14, 2020